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Larry Butz ([personal profile] failures) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-02-12 05:29 pm

1 | VIDEO

[The feed ends almost as soon as it begins. Only a flicker of video is shown before it cuts out.

However, it goes in and out several times, and each time it shows a brown-haired man in a bright orange blazer with an awestruck expression on his face. He seems to be pressing several buttons on his screen at once, saying something that's hard to make out since he keeps cutting the feed out. In reality, this idiot has probably made several little video embeds on accident.]


Ho-- [click] he hec-- [click] does this th-- [click] work?! ... Ah?

[Finally, the feed is stable. The man grins, triumphant that he got it to work.]

Finally! Man, this thing is so cool! I never thought I'd get to touch a real holographic screen in my lifetime. This stuff is only in sci-fi movies back home!

Anyway, the name's Larry Butz, and I'm stayin' in the Freya House from now on. Y'know, the house that's practically full of girls? Yeah, that one. [He looks especially proud of this.] Nice to meet you guys, and stuff.

But my main reason for this post was I wanted to ask you guys something. What do you do for fun around here? I saw some kind of "comfort house" on the way to the welcome hall and that looks promising, but what else is there here? Any clubs or something like that?

[Is it obvious enough that this guy lost his map? And what about that "mission" they're supposed to be on? This man has other priorities.

He looks thoughtful for a moment, as if he's trying to figure out how to end this ridiculous post.]


So, uh, yeah. Thanks!
prosecutory: (♘ be my mirror; my sword and shield)

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[personal profile] prosecutory 2012-02-25 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
Though it pains me to say it, sooner or later you may find yourself in a situation in which you must use your to survive, or to help others.
prosecutory: (♘ upon pillars of salt)

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[personal profile] prosecutory 2012-02-26 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Any power is potentially useful, and at the same time, potentially destructive. It depends on what you do with it.
prosecutory: viva la vida; coldplay (sticks and stones may break my bones)

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[personal profile] prosecutory 2012-02-27 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes. Like the Steel Samurai versus the Evil Magistrate - GOOD THING LARRY NEVER GOT TELEPATHY.]

I would hope so.
prosecutory: (♖ you shoot me down; but I won't fall)

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[personal profile] prosecutory 2012-02-27 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, of course.

[Unfortunately.]
prosecutory: (♙ somebody shake me)

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[personal profile] prosecutory 2012-03-02 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[HE STARTS WHAT HE WANTS.]

Glad?
prosecutory: (♘ never an honest word)

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[personal profile] prosecutory 2012-03-03 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[YES.]

...Hopefully our fellow travelers have no intention of committing murder or any crime while we're here.