003; audio --> video [ACTION FOR HEL?]

[parasiteye]

[ ....So for the first time since arriving here, Kaz has actually decided to pay just the slightest bit of attention to the actual words and such used in language and not just because his mun missed the auto!literacy memo, shush. The letters that made up words looked familiar to him yes, but he assumed it was because he'd seen them on signs that usually denoted food or something. He hadn't paid it any great deal of mind and ignored most of it.

Until he happened to get bored enough to actually glance at a text entry and realize he can read it. Which is shocking enough for him but it also opens up SO MUCH MORE FOR HIM after his initial freak out. ]

--udio. [ YEP, JUST PRESSED THE AUDIO BUTTON ] Oh fuck, haha! Audio, audio...so that's the thing that starts it. And these things are names I guess then. "Nathan Drake"..."Fuji"--aw damnit, another Jaypan person. Skip, skip...

[ AND THEN HE GETS TO A CERTAIN ASSHOLE'S ENTRY WHICH HE CAN NOW FINALLY READ FOR HIMSELF. ]

Wet the be--because of trauma--?!? [ OH HELL NO. NO. FUCK YOU VANITAS even if he doesn't know it was you who made the entry. Kaz is switching to video immediately as he basically shoves his hand into the "video" button and...if he could grab his screen he would 8'| ]

I do not wet the bed!!

When I find the idiot who wrote this you, and you know who you are, I am going to DESTROY YOU. You hear me?! I'm gonna beat you to death and then smear you up and down the fucking pavement!! People will be like "what the hell is that??" and I'll tell them "Oh, that's the asshole I turned into street pizza for telling horrible fucking lies!"

That's what's going to happen when I find you, fucker!!

[ ....and then the feed stops sjkdgsk because he is SO MAD >8(!!!!! so mad you don't even know ]

Comments

[video]

[aeterno_arma]

[All the unsure.]

Congratulations...?

[video]

[parasiteye]

Why are you even saying that?! What about this deserves congratulations???? Fuck off!

Okay, I am making a special exception to tag this before I even intro, because omg. [Audio]

[d33tached]

You've nothing to be ashamed of, if it is true.

[This isn't said with any intent to antagonize, by the way. He only sounds matter-of-fact.]

sdjkghsjkgs sobbing

[parasiteye]

I. Do not. Wet. Fucking. Beds.

Video

[imasensation]

Oh. Are you certain?

Video

[parasiteye]

Of course I am!!

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

What now...?

[Audio]

[parasiteye]

I'm going to kill them, that's what's happening!

[shares]

Oh, my stars ... [this is just awkward, Kaz]

[parasiteye]

You shut up! You're unhelpful!

[audio] PLACEHOLDING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

[hypertoxic]

... aaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!

Oh my god, Kaz, you dope! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[video]

[parasiteye]

Fuck you, Termite!!!

video

[madamemoiselle]

[HAHAHA.]

[I mean, Diva is very concerned about her favorite meal ticket]

Ah, that's good to know, Kaz! I don't think I could be as good friends with you in that case!

video

[parasiteye]

[ sdjkgshgk DIVA WHY, YOU WERE THE COOL ONE ]

It's not true, and I'm going to kill whoever put it there.

video

[liarflower]

[jusdhfksd she has to meet the person who said that about him. But hell, just seeing this guy freak out over whatever it was is amusing enough.]

Bed wetter? Really?

video

[parasiteye]

It's a freakin' lie--and you get the fuck out of here too!

[ANONYMOUS text]

[lethechained]

[...Welp. He can read now, right--]

Are you really going to hurt him?

[video] sdjkghsk namine I;'m so sorry

[parasiteye]

--Are you them?! Come out here you piece of shit, of course I'm going to murder you!!

( video. )

[corvis]

You're so loud.

( video. )

[parasiteye]

You're so shut the hell up.

video;

[orphean]

I think we have more important things to worry about than killing each other right now. [She will refrain from showing that she's a bit amused, though.]

video;

[parasiteye]

[ his only salvation ;; ]

Like what??

[action/NOT HERE YET]

[showmeanguish]

[OH. HEARTS, YES. THE BASTARD FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT.

AHAHAHAHAHA.]

[still not here]

[showmeanguish]

[Breathe, Vanitas. Breathe. Okay, once he stops laughing and gets his voice back under control, he'll calmly open his own audio to respond.]

[video]

[classifidol]

I believe you have already repudiated their claim. Is such a graphic description necessary?

[video]

[parasiteye]

Yes.

video;

[suitsmyfancy]

I'm sure the maids had no complaints.

video;

[parasiteye]

You aren't welcome here.

audio;

[freying]

[ She startled so badly when she managed to activate this, since the first thing she hears is what Kaz swears he did not do.

Actually it takes a while after cowering back and looking around to see if that outburst has attracted anyone else's attention (which, really, it hasn't), then thankfully not knowing half of what's being said, before she finally -- tentatively -- addresses her arm.

This is really... nonsensical. ]

I'm... sorry to hear you've been spoken of so poorly in public?

[ She has no idea what to say, or if that was even heard. About all Freya's certain of right now is she's standing not dead in someone else's dress talking to a bracelet and figuring that maybe she had died afterall.

Strange, faceless maid and her talk about some gods and all the rest nonewithstanding. She'd listened, it just hadn't -- sunk in. ]

audio;

[parasiteye]

[ sdjkgs oh gosh Freya, you poor, poor thing--you should not be exposed to this asshole ]

...Who the hell is this?

[video]

[holmes_fanatic]

[... that is one heck of a delayed reaction, Kaz.]

Ah ... Kaz-kun?

[video]

[parasiteye]

"Kaz".

[demonical]

Thanks for the update, loser.

[Sucks to be you.]

[parasiteye]

There has got to be a way to freaking stop idiots from replying to this.

[video]

[clockeyes]

[DISAPPROVING ANGEL, GET]

Please, sir, there's no need to take it out on the general population!

[video]

[parasiteye]

Shut up clockface. This is none of your business. [ HE'S SO PLEASANT ]

video;

[ex_youngblood697]

That's pisspoor sanitary hygiene right there.

[ he is AMUSED. ]

video;

[parasiteye]

It isn't true!!

[audio]

[startostar]

That news is really, really old, Inspector.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

It isn't news!! It isn't even a report! It's a freaking lie.

[video]

[derppelganger]

Oh it's the bitchy old man. Being a bitch again.

It's okay, old man. It's not your fault you can't control those parts anymore. I bet you never really could in the first place!

[video]

[parasiteye]

Go away.

[ video ]

[entreats]

Ah, you don't have to be so embarassed about it, you know. Your friend was just helping you out with your problems, if you're going to try to deny them now you'll only make you seem more suspicious about it.

[ video ]

[parasiteye]

Do you want to die too Ange? Because I really wouldn't mind helping you out there if you want to keep bein' a smartass.

voice;

[takebow]

...You know, if you do that, it'll just look like you're mad at him cause you actually do wet the bed.

voice;

[parasiteye]

No, it'll look like I killed him for being a lying asshole!

[Audio] Whoops, why didn't I see this sooner?

[dreamsonwings]

[Poor guy. Kind of funny that this girl actually worries.]

If it's not true then why are you yelling?

[Audio] fffff<3

[parasiteye]

Because I'm pissed off, obviously!!

[Audio]

[sora_wo_koete]

... that took a while.

[Audio]

[parasiteye]

Shut up!!