asgardeventide | [ open ] action for hel. | backdated to the evening of the 23rd.

[ lovely evening, isn't it? moon shining, wind howling. bit cold outside, which is probably why your windows are closed right now. you're probably either in bed or getting ready to be in bed. dog-earing that last page of your novel, doing your stretches, putting curlers in your hair or whatever it is you do to prepare you for your land of sleep and dreams and whatnot. and that's just the way it should be, even in the land of Hel, because even Hellions need their sleep, right--

well, wrong.

because guess who just... opened... your window.

a heavy footfall on your on your windowsill, unannounced. a maniacal grin. the masked man leaning into your room doesn't look friendly, and neither does that giant sword on his back. surprais. hope he didn't interrupt your peaceful night or anything, but he's a man on a mission, and you don't mess with men on missions. have a cheshire grin, even as he bows, flourished, mocking. ]

So, sorry to drop in unannounced, but I was afraid you wouldn't be home otherwise. Hope I didn't interrupt anything pressing-- [ a pause. ] Oh, but on second thought, I hope I did! It would make this dull night far more entertaining.

[ leaning into your room, now-- ] Of course, I'm not here for a mere social visit. There are few questions that I'm sure you feel compelled to answer in due time.

[ grinnnnn. he draws himself up, slit-like eyes peering out from behind the mask. ] Well? Shall we get tonight's entertainment underway?

[ ooc: so, berthier is searching for... kaz... and because he doesn't know he's searching for kaz, he's barging into rooms in Hel during the evening and sneering at people until he gets answers. for residents of Hel, feel free to assume that he barged into your character's room and react accordingly-- or conversely, feel free to assume he didn't barge into your character's room, if you don't want to deal with this maniac. he skipped a lot of rooms because he got bored.

for those people whose rooms he's hit up-- he won't hurt anyone unless you pull a knife out on him or something, and even then, he'll most likely just be fooling around. he'll just troll a little, sneer a little, ask a few questions, possibly wave his sword around a little, and then he'll leave (and he'll leave the window open, the bastard).

and if you're kaz? well. c': ]

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If you don't get the fuck out right now I'm going to "break and enter" your face, asshole.

Oh, my, what's this? What a disagreeable personality.

Says the freak who's snooping around! Get out!

Brusque, too. And of a short stature, with dark hair.

Get out--! [ sdkjgsdk shut up he knows he's short ;A; ]

Are you a mugger? A thief?

No, I'm the guy that's about to break your face in. [ sjkdgdsk cracking his knuckles ]

[ oho. he lowers his body slightly. getting a hold of his giant tuningfork sword nonchalantly-- ]

Violent, violent. But you know?

[ flicking his sword out almost lazily! ] I do believe you've answered all of my concerns nicely.

Why the fuck does everyone here have swords...?!

Isn't this an area where you are lacking?

Don't whisper back at me! Fuck!

Shall I shout at you instead?

How about you leave?

I don't think I will. Rather, I think you are relevant to my interests.

.........Oh really. [ NOOOOOOO ]

Yes, really! Truly, truly.

Riiight... Look, not really into guys. Or swords. But there's a nice pink-haired freak upstairs you can go make friends with.

Friends? Whoever said I wanted to make friends?

My mission is merely to make sure that things go smoothly.

Smoothly...how?

Like a piano tuned to tragedy. [ advancing even as he says this-- ]

Tell me, what's your name? Do you like books?

[ ....Books?

Oh fuck LUCILLE HE IS GOING TO MURDER YOU. In the meantime though, he's backing up and trying to shove some body control onto Bertha to stop him ]

--Back the fuck off! I hate 'em!

But we have so much more to talk about! What about mugging? Do you like mugging people? And women? What of women, those dastardly creatures--

[ he breaks off, here, a curious expression on the bottom half of his face. stops in his tracks-- kinda felt like... something was pushing at him--

almost reflexively, the sword comes down towards you, kaz. ]

[ SCREAM yeah he's jumping out of the way as fast as he can and shoving more force at him ]

What the hell is your problem?!

[ che. missed. he retracts into a crouch, as though ready to chase, when there it is again-- oh god what is that unpleasant feeling. it makes him double take, the unfamiliar feeling of his limbs constricting.

with something like a hiss, he lashes out again. welp, say hi to a dent in the wall, hel. he'll just stare at his sword arm with a curious look on his face. ]

Oh, peculiar.

W...w-what? [ SHUFFLING BACKWARD... ]

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