asgardeventide | [ open ] action for hel. | backdated to the evening of the 23rd.

[ lovely evening, isn't it? moon shining, wind howling. bit cold outside, which is probably why your windows are closed right now. you're probably either in bed or getting ready to be in bed. dog-earing that last page of your novel, doing your stretches, putting curlers in your hair or whatever it is you do to prepare you for your land of sleep and dreams and whatnot. and that's just the way it should be, even in the land of Hel, because even Hellions need their sleep, right--

well, wrong.

because guess who just... opened... your window.

a heavy footfall on your on your windowsill, unannounced. a maniacal grin. the masked man leaning into your room doesn't look friendly, and neither does that giant sword on his back. surprais. hope he didn't interrupt your peaceful night or anything, but he's a man on a mission, and you don't mess with men on missions. have a cheshire grin, even as he bows, flourished, mocking. ]

So, sorry to drop in unannounced, but I was afraid you wouldn't be home otherwise. Hope I didn't interrupt anything pressing-- [ a pause. ] Oh, but on second thought, I hope I did! It would make this dull night far more entertaining.

[ leaning into your room, now-- ] Of course, I'm not here for a mere social visit. There are few questions that I'm sure you feel compelled to answer in due time.

[ grinnnnn. he draws himself up, slit-like eyes peering out from behind the mask. ] Well? Shall we get tonight's entertainment underway?

[ ooc: so, berthier is searching for... kaz... and because he doesn't know he's searching for kaz, he's barging into rooms in Hel during the evening and sneering at people until he gets answers. for residents of Hel, feel free to assume that he barged into your character's room and react accordingly-- or conversely, feel free to assume he didn't barge into your character's room, if you don't want to deal with this maniac. he skipped a lot of rooms because he got bored.

for those people whose rooms he's hit up-- he won't hurt anyone unless you pull a knife out on him or something, and even then, he'll most likely just be fooling around. he'll just troll a little, sneer a little, ask a few questions, possibly wave his sword around a little, and then he'll leave (and he'll leave the window open, the bastard).

and if you're kaz? well. c': ]

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[ DOING THAT NOW, YES. ]

Use the door like a normal person!

Why would I? It's not as though I'm a normal person.

Then try!

Hm, hm. What about a compromise?

Like hell! Get out!

Oh, but I think it'd be worth both our time.

If you would be so kind to answer a few of my questions, I'll strive to leave this abode in a normal fashion.

...how many questions?

Hm, let's see. I think two will suffice for my purposes.

Fine. Go on.

Gladly. Throughout your experiences in this world, have you ever come across a thieving, woman-lusting man of short stature, dark hair and a most disagreeable personality?

Not that I know of.

Hm, hm. I see.

And my second question, then, is-- whatever shall I do to you and those around you should I find that you are not speaking the truth?

How about nothing?

Why, it sounds like someone has something to fear.

It sounds like someone wants you to leave me alone.

I can't say I'm feeling up to that at the moment.

Because you're annoying?

I certainly hope I am.

Yeah, you're definitely succeeding.

[ grinnnn. ] Good, good. Ah, I do believe I feel very accomplished today.

Great. Now get out already!

Touchy, touchy. [ a cackle, and he's back on the windowsill-- ] I suppose this welcome truly is getting cold.

[ a pause. ] But this is strange.

...what is?

You look like a woman. [ leer. ] And yet you don't carry the stench of one.

...the hell's that supposed to mean?

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