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[waytoserve.livejournal.com]

Wow.

Nice tech. Flashy.

And here I thought waking up in Gotham was a headache. You've got to wonder how deep down this particular brand of eccentric dedication goes -- I mean, I've dated enough cops and have the common sense to know that this isn't a regular kidnapping. No ransoms, no demands, just promises of heroism, providing we do exactly as we're told. Vague instructions and all. It's our own personal social experiment-slash-reality TV show, set in Asgard (sure), which is making it seem like someone is in desperate, desperate need of lifetime membership to Arkham.

Looks like I'm batting for Team Thor. Ooh, exciting. Do I get a roommate? Are we all gonna participate in team-strengthening activities and bond over a beer and a burger? Inquiring minds.

-- Kate

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[timegame.livejournal.com]

[Aradia finds this line of inquiry very silly.]

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[waytoserve.livejournal.com]

Because I naïvely hoped that whoever was doing this would know better than to drag kids into it.

Not a clue what a solar sweep is, by the way.

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[timegame.livejournal.com]

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[waytoserve.livejournal.com]

I just


Look, never mind. Do you need anything?

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[timegame.livejournal.com]

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[waytoserve.livejournal.com]

Okay.

You got anyone here with you? You know, from
wherever trolls come from?

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[timegame.livejournal.com]

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[waytoserve.livejournal.com]

You sure sound like you've got it all figured out.

Didn't catch your name.

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[waytoserve.livejournal.com]

Right, it's Kate. Good to meet you, Aradia.

Listen. I don't know how to do this without coming off as patronising, so I'll just say it. If you ever do need anything, help or whatever, don't hesitate to ask.

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[timegame.livejournal.com]

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[waytoserve.livejournal.com]

Thanks. That's sweet of you to say.

So.

Feel like sharing how it's been for you here so far? Anything in particular caught your attention?

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[waytoserve.livejournal.com]

Cute.

I get the feeling that pop culture references will be completely wasted here.

But that's really what's stood out to you the most?

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[timegame.livejournal.com]

[Hey, it's not her fault! Aragorn is hilarious, okay?]

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[waytoserve.livejournal.com]

Alternia's where you're from, huh. What's it like there? Other than not cold.

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Moonrises plural?

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[timegame.livejournal.com]

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[waytoserve.livejournal.com]

Huh. Imagine that.

We've got just the one, yeah. You visited Earth or has one of your new TV-ignorant friends told you about it?

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[timegame.livejournal.com]

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[waytoserve.livejournal.com]

You're right.

That definitely did sound weird.

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[timegame.livejournal.com]

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[waytoserve.livejournal.com]

Right.

Moving swiftly on, then.

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