oo1 (a n o n text) ♚ incy wincy spider climbed up the water spout

[grimmig]

Picture the scene: Incy Wincy's just climbed the water spout

only to find the sky's grey with a chance of severe flood warnings, wide-spread sunny spells and the occasional flurry of snow

how does Incy feel?

is he angry?
confused?
cheated?

is he wondering if the weatherman actually bothered to study meteorology before hopping up onto the television screen?

Here's the kicker: yesterday he heard the sky went black at night. It was dark when he started his climb, so why's it day now?




How about you. How do you feel?

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[failassassin]

It's a spider.
Spiders can't think.

But as for your final question, I'm feeling a bit bored-though obviously, not as bored as others.

anon text;

[grimmig]

Well, there's that.

that's disappointing to hear. I heard tell once that intelligent children never get bored.

[ha ha hah ah hahah aha]

permatext

[failassassin]

This coming from the person talking about Earth children's rhymes? Unsurprisingly, I'm not offended.

[grimmig]

oh, that's fun. Got any out of this world rhymes for me?

[failassassin]

None off the top of my head. It's hard to find things to rhyme with "Trion."

[grimmig]

Tri as in "tree" or tri as in "try"?

let's write something. I'll be your thesaurus.

[failassassin]

As in "try." "Try-on."

[grimmig]

noted

let me get back to you. Lot's of people are awfully interested in my spider all of a sudden, but I would so love to pioneer a new line of alien nursery rhymes.

[failassassin]

I don't have an ear for poetry but I'll gladly be your soundboard if needed, spider anon.

[grimmig]

Awfully grateful. What is Trion anyway? Inquiring minds would like to know

[failassassin]

To make a long story short, it's where I'm from.

[grimmig]

ooooooooooooooo. Your species then? What do you Trionites call yourself

[failassassin]

Planet name and species. And honestly, we just call ourselves Trions.

[grimmig]

So you're a Trion from the planet Trion

I'm starting to understand why you don't have any nursery rhymes

[failassassin]

Literature wasn't exactly my planet's strongest suit.