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ᴊᴀᴍᴇs "ᴊɪᴍ" ᴍᴏʀɪᴀʀᴛʏ ([personal profile] grimmig) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2014-02-07 12:10 am

oo1 (a n o n text) ♚ incy wincy spider climbed up the water spout

Picture the scene: Incy Wincy's just climbed the water spout

only to find the sky's grey with a chance of severe flood warnings, wide-spread sunny spells and the occasional flurry of snow

how does Incy feel?

is he angry?

is he wondering if the weatherman actually bothered to study meteorology before hopping up onto the television screen?

Here's the kicker: yesterday he heard the sky went black at night. It was dark when he started his climb, so why's it day now?

How about you. How do you feel?

failassassin: (eyebrow goes up)


[personal profile] failassassin 2014-02-07 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
It's a spider.
Spiders can't think.

But as for your final question, I'm feeling a bit bored-though obviously, not as bored as others.
failassassin: (chilling like a villain)


[personal profile] failassassin 2014-02-07 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
This coming from the person talking about Earth children's rhymes? Unsurprisingly, I'm not offended.
failassassin: (cheeky little smile)

[personal profile] failassassin 2014-02-07 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
None off the top of my head. It's hard to find things to rhyme with "Trion."
Edited (how did that bracket get there) 2014-02-07 01:46 (UTC)
failassassin: (slightly snarky)

[personal profile] failassassin 2014-02-07 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
As in "try." "Try-on."
failassassin: (cheeky little smile)

[personal profile] failassassin 2014-02-07 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have an ear for poetry but I'll gladly be your soundboard if needed, spider anon.
failassassin: (captain pensive)

[personal profile] failassassin 2014-02-07 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
To make a long story short, it's where I'm from.
failassassin: (chilling like a villain)

[personal profile] failassassin 2014-02-08 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Planet name and species. And honestly, we just call ourselves Trions.
failassassin: (eyebrow goes up)

[personal profile] failassassin 2014-02-08 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Literature wasn't exactly my planet's strongest suit.
Edited 2014-02-08 02:05 (UTC)