asgardeventide | 009 ♒ Video

[Oh, look, it's no one's favorite troll! And he's smirking wickedly at the video feed from the safety of his room in Baldr. He taps out a rhythm on his desk with ring be-decked fingers, claws glinting dangerously in the light, as he attempts to formulate just exactly how he wants to address these peasants he's been surrounded by.

His thoughts have been dark, wildly violent and his anger far more intrusive than normal. He has always been quick to anger, to indignation, but something about this seems more extreme than his idle threats before.]

Y'knoww wwhat I think is real fuckin' funny--wwhat makes me laugh myself to sleep durin' the day?

After all a' your wwhinin' an' empty threats about makin' me pay if I culled someone, I massacred Ter an' nothin' happened. You all are a bunch a' cowward human lowwlifes wwho can't evven compare to the grandness an' perfection that is Eridan Ampora.

It's really quite entertainin', to think a' you all scurryin' around like squeakbeasts, livvin' your meager existences. Just wwaitin' to be culled.

[He growls low under his breath, banging his fist on the desk suddenly.]

An' meanwwhile I think you'vve all forgotten just howw fuckin' dangerous it is to ignore or ridicule your BETTERS! So I'll just havve to remind you.

EQU!

[He has the good sense to filter the video now just to the blueblooded troll.]

You're goin' to be buildin' me a doomsday devvice. One that fuckin' wworks this time! You evven think a' talkin' back an' I'll kick that swweaty face a' yours in. You wwouldn't wwant to argue wwith your superior, noww wwould you?

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Already by announcing your plans, you seem to have made things that much more difficult for yourself.

[In a way he's almost amused by it, though he is taking the threat seriously.]

Good. I'm in dire need a' a good challenge. Things around here havve been far too fuckin' borin'.

Even with the voices? It seems that there aren't many who would share your sentiment.

Are you certain you would be able to provide the challenge for the forces that would gather to stop your plan?

Heh. You're lookin' at the troll wwho single handedly wwiped out a' entire race a' angels.

[Which everyone told him not to do.]

Is that so? War with angels or gods is hardly an uncommon thing, we are participating in one right now.

[He laughs.]

So we fuckin' are. Let's just hope it ends wwith the the right set a' gods dead. But I'm not opposed to swwitchin' sides. Wwhichevver'll givve me wwhat I wwant.

And if I may be so bold as to ask what it is you want? Unless what you announced to everyone is your ultimate goal.

I desire a wwhole fuckin' lot a' things.

[Finally someone wants to see his list of demands.]

I doubt you could fulfill 'em.

I doubt any one person could, even the gods of this realm are unable to. Otherwise, why would we be here?

[He really is willing to listen to all those demands, though whether he would agree to them is another story entirely.]

... Fine.

[He wants Hermione Granger and a rocket ship!]

I wwant the respect I deservve as a fuckin' prince. As a highblood.

An' I wwant Ter's head on a plate servved to me at evvery meal.

[But what will become of the rocket ship!]

I wasn't aware you were a prince, titles of nobility have always been useless in this place unless you are a god yourself.

[Eridan laughs.]

I'm beginnin' to learn that. Doesn't make it right.

From what I recall, the last time one person tried to rule over the rest she was promptly silenced. I would not be surprised if the city as a whole would rise to take down such a person should it occur again.

Clearly you'vve nevver dealt wwith a troll before.

I don't follow orders from lowwbloods. I givve them.

If by 'troll' you mean others who have a similar appearance to yourself, then I have only observed them from afar. Should I take every word of yours to be the truth about them then?

Heh. Wwhy, you think I wwould make somethin' up? No, wwe're a ruthless, cruel race. That is definitely for sure.

There are many who would boast about themselves, and prove worthless in the end. There is also the fact that it is unlikely your race is the only one capable of cruelty, pockets of it exist in every society.

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