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[Hello, Asgard. The entire city is treated to this lovely smiling visage.]

Hey there, Asgard. So, after a lot of thought, I've come to realize I really need to get a job. Preferably not at a pet store.

[Sorry, Scott, but if he had to work around Isaac and Derek, it was likely there'd be some sort of war involving projectile puppies or kittens. No one wanted that, man. No one.]

A man needs to be able to buy the finer things in life. Maybe some of the not so fine things as well. I don't know what the job market's like out here, but Stiles needs some dough.

[He needed to be able to impress, not that it had ever helped him before.]

Is there a sign up place? A help wanted section? A newspaper? Ye olde job market? Come on, help a guy out. I shouldn't have to state the obvious, but heavy lifting isn't my strong suit. Neither is anything involving having to move. Or do things that require effort.

[Okay, so it wasn't that bad, but he wanted to make sure his potential employer had lowered expectations. He might need to slack off to help a certain best friend out and if no one expected anything from him, that gave him a lot of leeway.]

So, any takers?

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okay look can you stop insulting everyone you see for like two seconds

this is important ok i want to ask you something

[...

If this wasn't important, Isaac...]

What.

jackson is here

and im pretty sure youre the only person around who hates him as much as i do

[Allison actually likes him, Scott is obsessed with saving him, Lydia is in love with him, Derek considers him pack, Erica is sort of a wildcard, but Isaac just can't see her being mean.]

so

if you cover for me and say i was with you ill kick his ass before he leaves

What if he doesn't leave? What if he's stuck here like the rest of us? Not that I'm saying no. This idea is tempting. Punching him feels good. You'll like it.

then ill deal with him coming after me in revenge, whatever

if he knows whats good for him he wont

and its your word against jackson i mean who is scott gonna believe

I guess that means there's a truce or something between us, huh?

...if you want?

i was just thinking where jackson is concerned. we have similar feelings there

you know

hating him

So what, we hate each other every day but the day we hate Jackson? I hate him a lot of days, Isaac. Like, every day.

i hate him every day too

well. im not gonna call you my friend but the enemy of my enemy, etc etc

youre still a little shit

but at least we level where jackson is concerned

That's the turd calling the shit brown. :P Fine. I accept. Consider yourself plus one cover story.

fine.

ill let you know when so you can make sure scotts not with you

and ill hit him once for you. just as a thanks

Edited 2013-07-13 11:30 (UTC)

You realize he'll get totally pissed if he ever finds out.

[Not that he doubted Scott would forgive him, but he'd be subjected to the puppy eyes. And the disapproving look. And the sigh.]

make sure he doesn't find out then

obviously

Attch:

Really. You should do improv.

oh my god stiles its simple

can you make sure he wont find out or not

Oh my GOD chill. Humor. Learn it. Yes, I can. Have a little faith. :P

somehow that makes me even more nervous

whatever. we'll work it out

I'll distract him with pie. Just say we were getting pie and I'll get him a pie. But let me know ahead of time so I can actually get the pie.

works for me

tomorrow night

Done.

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