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[nukeoleptic]

We can post things anonymously here, right?? We should have some fun with it! Just don't be mean, and you have to stay anonymous!

I will start! Sigyn is the best house, and every other house is full of losers. :P

Edit: Don't just talk to me!! Everyone should talk to everyone else, too. B)

[ OOC: Which means threadjacking is totally encouraged! :) ]

Comments

[scarygirl]

That is the most preposterous thing I have heard since the last time Loki opened his mouth. Everyone knows it is Hel.

[It's always hard to tell what's a joke and what isn't, with Leah.]

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[nukeoleptic]

Nope! Hel is way too gloomy.

[scarygirl]

Unsurprising. You are probably human.

anontext; i'm sorry for everything to everyone

[feathery]

Yeah, seriously. Half the time you can't tell what's gray and what isn't because she's so gloomy.

anontext; is this revenge for what Sollux said or

[scarygirl]

It is always gray in Hel. Death and duty are not supposed to be cheerful.

anontext; yes preemptive revenge where i totally didn't forget you played leah

[feathery]

Dumb, I'm making death and duty as cheerful as I want. If I have to deal with both, that's the least they can give me.

anontext; its ok i forgot i played leah this month

[scarygirl]

I believe this is the time to mention the world's smallest violin, and how it plays just for you.

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[feathery]

Obviously. I've got a full fuckin orchestra set up over here and it's time you faced the music.

Anyway, I can always paint your door pink.

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[scarygirl]

I understand the reference but not what I'm facing the music for.

I could paint it back.

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[feathery]

You're about to face more color in Hel than you could possible dream. The levels of cheer will transcend death itself.

[So maybe Hel will get even more graffiti than he planned. Oops.]

And I'll ask someone if I can permanently magic it pink.

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[scarygirl]

I don't really think pink doors will do anything to promote cheer. Severe nausea, maybe.

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[feathery]

Just as good. I'm making this happen. Just you wait.

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[scarygirl]

And how will you know what door to find?

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[feathery]

Easy, I'll hit every door in the welcome hall if I got to. That or I'll ask this Loki about it.

Maybe both.

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[scarygirl]

That is bound to backfire.

It might be fun to watch.

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[feathery]

Yeah, ok, consider it official then. We're going for uncontested levels of blinding, so hang on to your eyeballs and strap those oglers in. You're fucking welcome, Asgard.