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[nukeoleptic]

i miss the internet ._.

Comments

[tongue3y3s]

H3Y >:[

[biifurcatiion]

2orry tz.
youre the only bliind per2on ii know.
ii gue22 ii could have made a joke about karkat2 obliiviiou2ne22 a2 an iimpaiirment on hii2 2iight but ehh take2 two much work.

[tongue3y3s]

W3R3NT YOU JUST CRY1NG 4BOUT B31NG SORRY FOR MOCK1NG TH3 POOR BL1ND G1RL >:[[[

[biifurcatiion]

uh, no, ii beliieve ii apologiized for openiing wiith a 2hiitty bliind joke.

[tongue3y3s]

OH 1 S33
3R
1 UND3RST4ND
1T W4S TH3 SH1TTY P4RT YOU F3LT B4D 4BOUT
DO YOU H4V3 4NY NOT-SH1TTY BL1ND JOK3S THOLLUX??? H3H3H3H3

[biifurcatiion]

not wiithout compromii2iing my diigniity and referenciing my triial week a2 a bliind per2on.
whiich, let2 be real tz, ii2 pretty damn compromii2ed by my very exii2tence.
ii need 2ome of iit iintact two pretend two liive wiith my2elf.

[tongue3y3s]

H3H3H3 TH4T W4S FUN!!! DONT YOU M1SS B31NG BL1ND?
1 ST1LL H4D SO MUCH TO T34CH YOU!

[biifurcatiion]

ii hope one of tho2e le22on2 wa2 how not two walk iinto thiing2.
followed by le22on two, thii2 ii2 how you locate door2 now.

[tongue3y3s]

1M NOT GO1NG TO L13 TO YOU SOLLUX...
3V3N 1 H4V3 TROUBL3 F1ND1NG DOORS SOM3T1M3S
3SP3C14LLY WH3N TH3YR3 CLOS3D

[biifurcatiion]

oh.
well that make2 me feel 2liightly le22 2tupiid for haviing two walk all the way around the block twiice two fiind the door two the ablutiion block.

[tongue3y3s]

DONT T3LL 4NYON3 1 S41D TH1S BUT SOM3T1M3S B31NG BL1ND 1S NOT 4LL SN1FFS 4ND G4M3S! >:o

[biifurcatiion]

but you alway2 2eemed 2o thriilled about iit.
iin general ii mean not ju2t for the ammuniitiion iit giive2 you two make people make jacka22e2 out of them2elve2.
whiich ii2 pretty great by iit2elf, admiittedly.
ii dont thiink ii got two troll anybody wiith iit at all, ii wa2 two bu2y gettiing namiine two fiix my face every tiime ii walked iinto 2omethiing or triipped.

[tongue3y3s]

1 4M THR1LL3D 4BOUT 1T! B31NG BL1ND 1S 444W3SOM3 >:D
BUT 3V3N 4W3SOM3 TH1NGS C4N SOM3T1M3S B3 L3SS 4W3SOM3 >x[
3SP3C14LLY WH3N YOU 4R3 L1V1NG SOM3WH3R3 WH3R3 S331NG 1S CONS1D3R3D TH3 MOST 1MPORT4NT S3NS3, 4ND S1GHTL3SS P3OPL3 4R3 V13W3D 4S H3LPL3SS
BUT YOU 4R3 CORR3CT
3XPLO1T1NG TH1S CULTUR4L FL4W TO W4TCH P3OPL3 HUM1L14T3 TH3MS3LV3S TRY1NG TO N4V1G4T3 4ROUND MY BL1NDN3SS 1S H1L4R1OUS H3H3H3H3

[biifurcatiion]

uh.
ii am pretty 2ure no one ha2 ever thought that you were helple22 tz.
at lea2t not for long.

[tongue3y3s]

1TS SO FUNNY WH3N TH3Y DO >;]
1 4M OV3RWH3LM1NGLY COMP3LL3D TO PROV3 TH3M WRONG

[biifurcatiion]

you perform a nece22ary 2erviice for 2ociiety and ii 2alute you for drubbiing the unreformable moron2 out of the populatiion.
mo2tly becau2e that mean2 ii wiill never have two worry about haviing two 2chool theiir a22e2 later when they get iin my way.

[tongue3y3s]

DO YOU M34N WH3N TH3Y PHYS1C4LLY G3T 1N YOUR W4Y 4ND YOU TRIP OVER THEM???? H3H3H3H3

[biifurcatiion]

ii mean 2hut the fuck up ii2 what ii mean.

[tongue3y3s]

POOR SOLLUX 1TS OK4Y
1 C4NT S33 YOU TO L4UGH 4T YOUR FUMBL3S 4NYW4Y >;*

[biifurcatiion]

2hut up you werent even here.
and iit better not happen ever agaiin, iit2 dii2gu2tiing how they 2omehow managed two make me even more iincompetent than ii u2ually am.

[tongue3y3s]

YOU 4R3NT 1NCOMP3T3NT!!!!! >:[

[biifurcatiion]

youre not iin any po2iitiion two que2tiion my iincompetence.

[tongue3y3s]

W3LL L3TS LOOK ON TH3 BR1GHT S1D3
TH3R3 1S NO W4Y YOU COULD 3V3R B3 4S 1NCOMP3T3NT 4S 3R1D4N

[biifurcatiion]

no but ii wa2 iincompetent enough two not kiill hiim when ii had a chance.

[tongue3y3s]

4LL OF US M4D3 4 LOT OF M1ST4K3S, SOLLUX
BUT H3Y GOOD N3WS
NON3 OF 1T FUCK1NG M4TT3RS 4NYW4Y B3C4US3 W3R3 1N 4 M4G1C4L WORLD TH4T C4N M4K3 3V3RYTH1NG 1MPORT4NT 4ND TR4G1C4LLY R34L 4BOUT OUR 3X1ST3NC3 COMPL3T3LY 1RR3L3V4NT! >8D
H4PPY WR1GGL1NG D4Y M1ST3R 4PPL3B3RRY
TH3 W1NN3R OF TH3 UN1V3RS3
1T 1S YOU