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[stungun]

[ When she turns the feed on, Shion is beardless, unlike much of Asgard. It's a good thing, too - she'd be extremely angry if her pretty fce was ruined by hair. ]

Ah, it's actually been awhile, but a few people from Hinamizawa that were here have all disappeared. They probably got sent home. [ It's depressing - she might not have known them all as well as her twin, but she did consider them her close friends. ] I thought you should all know that they left, anyways.

[ She flips off the video feed, intending to ignore any replies - she does not feel like sympathy or condolences or anything. She simply wanted to point out... yeah. Anyways, she takes an hour for a nap, waking up a short time later...

With one of these. Bright green, and apparently natural - UNLIKE THE FAKENESS OF THAT. Finding her face slightly itchy, she reaches up to scratch and

promptly flips out. After flinging herself out of bed, she runs to the bathroom, searching for a razor. Not finding one, she contemplates her issue.

Brave Asgard or not. Maybe she can play it off like a fashion statement... She picks video, strikes a haughty pose and grins rather scarily at her bracelet. ]

...So this beard thing is really in style now, huh?! I bet you're really jealous of mine!!

[ Too bad she's just radiating SEETHING ANGER and TERROR BECAUSE HER BEAUTIFUL FACE IS GONE EVERYONE HELP... ]

It's a great asset to my face, right?! [ what is this ominous feeling... as if you could hear the scary background music... ] It's totally a great curse this time... Yeah!! I just wanted to show it off to you all...!! You all like it, right...!?! If I had a razor, I could shape it... Ah...! I need a razor to style it properly! Yeah...! If you have any beard care tips...

...Give them to me now.

Comments

[titties]

It goes well with your hair?

1/2

[stungun]

[ BATTLER, NO. ]

2/2

[stungun]

That's what I was going for!

[titties]

Looks like the Gods did a favor for you!

[stungun]

It's a shame Battler didn't get one... He'd look so much better.

[titties]

... You know, I keep hearing that. Do you really think so? I might look into growing one out, hihihihi!

[stungun]

You'd look manlier for sure.

wow i never got a notif for this/didnt see it!!! sorry

[titties]

I'll go full on, with mustache and everything, then!

no problem!

[stungun]

Make sure to take pictures, alright...?

[titties]

I'll take a lot, definitely a lot~!

[stungun]

I can't wait to see them.

[titties]

I have a pretty bad feeling about how you said that.

[stungun]

It was innocent...!

[titties]

Whenever you say that against my suspicions it's something else! Nope, not falling for it this time, sorry!

[stungun]

Battler-kun says such mean things sometimes... How can he not believe me...?!

[titties]

... [ oh no not this he's weak to this kind of thing ] W... Well.... Aren't you the one who teases all the time?

[stungun]

Only because I think you're a cool guy...

[titties]

[ it's useless... uwooooo! shion's too cute like that.... ] ... Daaamiiiiit.... Okay, okay. If I hurt your feelings... I'm sorry.

[stungun]

[ shishishishishishishi.... ]

Apology accepted! For now...

[titties]

Just for now, huh? That's no good...

[stungun]

Anyways, Battler-kun, when do you plan on growing this magnificent beard?

[titties]

Wha--It'll be before you know it!

[stungun]

How impressive...

[titties]

Of course! If you're going to shoot for something, you gotta do it impressively!

[stungun]

How long do you plan on keeping it?