002 ✱ VIDEO

[mishaps]

[So guess who drew the short straw and has to make the announcement about an upcoming Neighbors Club event? Yep, Kodaka, and he isn't even sure how this will work and if anyone will even go to the event. He tries to smile, but his smile is rather creepy and awkward.]

I'd like to announce that the Neighbors Club is having another event open to the public. We're doing a-[he pauses, sighing as he has no idea why ANYONE would want to go to something like this with these hideous girls running it.] Maid Cafe.
[There is some yelling in the background. if your character knows the voices of Sena and Yozora, it'll be obvious it's them. you can see both Yozora and Sena fighting behind him, arguing something about hogging the screen, meat, and being a goddess.] Just ignore them. Details about the event are: [he picks up a piece of paper, reading from it.]

The Neighbors Club encourages everyone to take part in the upcoming Maid Cafe event. We'll have a variety of drinks and food items for any customers. There will be plenty of cute girls dress-[oh no that's embarrassing!! he blushes a little and decides to skip that part.] I mean, the waiters will have themed attire. [he looks back at the paper.] If you are interested in being a part of the event or getting involved, please visit and or contact members of the Neighbors Club. [he puts the piece of paper down, trying to recover from his not so smooth moment.]

The Maid Cafe will take place at the Neighbors Club locations located in Sigyn at [insert the exact location, date, and time.]

[There is more yelling in the background, and it's getting quite loud. Kodaka turns his head to look at it.] Oi! You two are being too loud!

[Soon Sena pushes Kodaka away, and so the video focuses on her. She is speaking now.] It's a tsundere maid cafe! You should have let the goddess do this![There's more yelling behind her, and it looks like Sena gets pushed away before the video cuts out, the sound of MEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAATTTTTT being yelled.]

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[playerkills]

[ Yozora is running around, wrestling with Sena while verbally abusing her, as usual. ]

Die, die, die, die! The day I wear that maid uniform is the day you breathe your last!

[ Maybe you should break it up, Kodaka... ]

[meatshields]

Aren't you flattering yourself thinking you'll be a server?! [ squabble squabble squabble ] It's a tsundere cafe not a murderous face cafe! That's why Kodaka won't be allowed outside the kitchen!

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[this_chair]

Um...

...what?

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[mishaps]

They wanted to do a maid cafe. [awkward turtle times yep.]

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[meatshields]

[ that dangerous gleam in her eyes is sena thinking that this is a chance to defeat shiki... er level up. ]

According to my translation device, "Umwa" means "Ehehehe please let me participate, this is something my heart wants!"

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[playerkills]

Correction: Meat wanted to do a maid cafe. I'm only doing this to avenge myself.

[Perma Audio]

[burntviolet]

[Have a message some hour after this post was made.]

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I c-could cook.

[No way she's going to wear a maid dress or insult people. NO. WAY. END OF STORY.

But since she was never involved in a club activity, before...]

perma video!

[mishaps]

I've got cooking covered. [he's used to doing things alone because he's a loser...] But you could help out. You'd have to wake up early, though.

[meatshields]

Then I guess you're unlucky enough to be stuck with Kodaka in the kitchen!

[ leaning in and whispering as if that somehow makes this conversation private ] If his face goes weird, just try not to react and it'll go back to normal.

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[faints]

Are they much different than regular cafes?

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[mishaps]

Apparently so.

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[meatshields]

Totally different! The unique experience is the selling point! The coldness that presents a challenge and the turning point that makes your heart race!

If you want to find out for yourself, you should come by! Don't be a disgusting freeloader trying to find out by second-hand accounts, alright?!

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[likeagoodson]

[ He's not sure this will be good for the house's reputation. ]

... Tsundere?

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[mishaps]

It's an... otaku thing.

[meatshields]

[ don't worry the club isn't affiliated with the house! also this is totally after she saw his conversation with kodaka ]

So you're planning on joining in as a waiter and you don't know what a tsundere is?! You're going to need a crash course on it! I don't want to hear any complaints! If you're going to be a waiter, you're not allowed to shame the uniform!

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[entreats]

... 'Tsundere' maid cafe.. [ linefacing - even in tone - as usual. ]

I can't say I have much experience with maid cafes in general aside from hearing about them, but doesn't the 'tsundere' part defeat the purpose?

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[mishaps]

I'm thinking the same, but I don't think Sena would act anything but that as a waitress.

[meatshields]

The charm is in the contrast! [ ...don't you mean contradiction?! ] Heh. You're interested, aren't you?

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[onlyserves]

Good job at being able to make such a fine announcement.

[Yes, Soushi is sorta complimenting the other because it sorta seem like he had a difficult time to do so.]

So, the club has decided on another activity, I will be sure to inform my master over it. [Too bad he does not seem as excited over the idea of his master serving other men while wearing a maid outfit. It bothered him more than anyone will realize, but no way in hell anyone will notice with his usual smiles on his face.] What time should I escort Ririchiyo-sama to the location? Does an hour before it opens sound good?

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[patronizing]

[ This has actually gained a reaction from her, so enjoy your master yelling down your ear Soushi. ]

Don’t make my mind up for me!! I never said I’d participate in such a ludicrous activity!

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[mishaps]

Uh. Thanks. [s-so awkward......]

I think you'll need to talk to her about that first, but an hour sounds good.

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[manlypassion]

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This isn't a joke, right? This is really gonna happen? As in actual proper maids? The kind that healthy teenage boys only dream about getting to see?

[video]

[meatshields]

[ .................................... ]

No, we lied.

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[patronizing]

[ So between having a one-sided argument with Miketsukami after his response to the network post, she finally manages to reply herself. This was a really late prank wasn’t it? That was the only logical explanation to this activity. It wasn’t really going to happen, it was all a joke. ]

This is a late April Fools prank isn’t it? There’s no way anyone is going to attend this type of Maid Café.

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[meatshields]

Whether anyone attends or not, you still have to show up!

[acquamarina]

Ohhh, it sounds like it'll be a lot of fun! I'll be sure to come.

[meatshields]

I'm considering this as an extra practice session for my service skills too! [ sena you suck-up ] Don't be too shocked by how good I am!