asgardeventide | In which a resident god decides to be an asshole.

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In which a resident god decides to be an asshole.

[It isn't often that the gods address the people. Asking for the attention of the citizens is a sign of importance--something needs to be said, something needs to be taken care of, and the gods want their capable residents to handle it. They would never come on to the network just to say something useless, right?]

Hey, guys?

Quit complaining about our technology not being cool enough before I leave you all bare-assed in the woods for a week. Okay? Okay.

[Wrong. Baldr doesn't give a shit if you're having problems. That's Odin's job, in his opinion.]

Oh, and... I hope those of you who are getting your powers back are enjoying it. We thought you might.

[And the feed cuts.]

((OOC: Baldr won't be responding to pretty much anything anyone says to this. If he finds the comment hilarious (or someone starts sucking up to him), he might oblige them with teasing or a pat on the head, respectively, but he's probably going to ignore the vast majority of comments!))