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[ today in heimdall district, one (1) noel kreiss can be found (unsuccessfully) searching for artefacts-- in other words, running around like a headless chicken looking in strange places while questioning the natives who walk past him. his video feed on the network clicks on to the last few seconds of the hunt, with only a facepalm to show for his troubles. ]

Ooookay, talking to these guys isn't really getting me anywhere. I'm guessing it's the same for everyone else-- probably has something to with the whole "grey and emotionless" thing. Just a theory. [ there's something of a scoff attached to that statement. ] So humour me: just what do we know about this place? Has anyone been here for longer than the rest?

[ a pause, and then he continues anyway. no harm in asking. ]

I'm mostly looking for inconsistencies: things that don't seem to belong, even somewhere as weird as this. [ without mog, he has to resort to asking the old fashioned way. ] If you see anything that seems to fit that description, let me know. It'll probably be obvious, so don't strain yourself looking too hard.

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This is pretty much a place full of weirdos and weird things. If you're looking for something that doesn't belong, go and try to find anything normal.

[ . . . ] Not that I think you'd ever find anything normal in this place, sorry to say.

[ any place with people in it is okay by him... :(

(obviously he's yet to meet some of the real crackpots but shh) ]

It's starting to seem that way. [ he's met snow, this place is doomed by default. ] Giving up so easily doesn't help anyone, though. I'll keep looking until I know for sure.

[ forever alone....... ]

I happen to count myself among the less bad weirdos, if that's any relief for you. It's still a level above the ones who try to put arsenic into each other's food for kicks. [ she's saying it all so casually deadpan too, yup. ]

Relief might be one word for it, I guess. [ ange you look okay but sometimes the ones who claim not to be crazy are the craziest of all!!! ] What's arsenic, though? Is it some kind of flavoring?

[ no one tried to poison anyone in the future okay... ]

... You don't know what arsenic is? [ she knows whose body will be found first now.. ]

It's a kind of poison. Enough to kill a person with.

[ spoiler the answer is snow ]

--Wait, you mean they tried to poison people? [ that makes him mad!! ] Why?

[ HEROES NEVER DIE!! ]

'Why?' I don't even think there's a real reason, if you'd ask me. Maybe they had grudges against each other for some lame reason, or they thought they would have some fun with it. I can never tell with the weirdos in the Hel House, really. [ at least she sounds indifferent?? which.. in retrospect she probably shouldn't since it's about possible death but yeah. ]

[ noel would like to test that theory ]

Sounds like that whole house is trouble. Thanks for the warning. [ whoops!! ] There's nothing funny about trying to hurt people, even if you say it was because of a grudge. That kind of thing can be sorted out in other ways.

[ can ange get first row seats tickets ]

Yeah, stay away from them as much as you can if you want to keep your sanity. [ if only she could, but alas, she's more or less stuck with them.. ]

And you try telling them that without getting your head bitten off. Maybe even literally, I wouldn't put it past them.

[ i think lightning has dibs on that... maybe second row ]

They can try. I'm not the easiest person to catch off-guard. [ okay maybe that's just the cocky teenager in him talking... but wait, he remembers being told something about his own district. just because it's not hel doesn't mean it might not be full of wackos. ] What about Heimdall? Do you know anything about the people there?

[ booo my disappointment was already so strong it made the small brackets in my last tag disappear apparently ]

You're willingly going to throw yourself into trouble? You can trade places with me if you want a spot in Hel so badly, I would practically love to get out of this House.

[ there's a momentary pause as she thinks though, she doesn't know many people in there but-- ah, right, that one guy with the stalker.. ]

Someone I talked to mentioned the people there were pretty okay. Seems you got lucky. ... Unless that person was one of the insane people himself.

[ or was it the power of old... and lack of mustache ange ]

I wouldn't say that. Trouble isn't something I look for, but I'm not afraid of it either. [ ange no one is going to trade you for a spot in the crazy house. deal with it. ] Still, I'd rather be somewhere without problems in the first place. Looks like I really did get lucky.

[ there are many forces working against me ]

You did. I bet you must be so happy you're probably almost about to cry. [ uwooo she'll just offer amakusa money for it he's desperate enough.. ] At least make sure to stick with the sane people then, although there's always the chance one of the crazy people from here decides to go and break into rooms over there at night instead of over here. The same place must get old after a while.

Not quite. I'd be happier if I could find what I was looking for. [ then he wouldn't have to deal with any of the crazies at all alright ] Breaking into rooms sounds pretty desperate, though. I can't imagine that going over well.

Breaking into rooms happens more often than you'd think here. [ Ange could know, there was a creeper in hers not too long ago.. with a giantass sword.. ]

And what exactly are you looking for? Still those 'inconsistensies' of yours?

[ ange stop corrupting his mind you're going to freak him out even more... also 'creeper with a giant sword' would just make him think of caius please don't mention that ]

That's right. [ these parachute pants are made for storing whatever he comes across in... ] Maybe I should be looking for a more secure room instead.

[ noel don't try to be funny ]

[ the guy was sort of flamboyant too maybe it was caius ]

I bet that guy could even have opened safe doors with his kind of huge sword. [ oh sorry she mentioned it.. it's his fault for trying to be funny. ] So sorry, I think you can run, but you can't hide from the room intruders here.

[ the caius of this alternate timeline... ]

If they're looking for a fight, I won't hide. [ okay noel seriously doubts caius would be reduced to breaking into the rooms of randoms but you never know ] What kind of sword did he have, anyway?

He didn't pull it out, so I didn't really see it other than the fact that it was just really big. He was carrying it around on his back.

And.. are you sure getting yourself into trouble here is such a good thing?

It's hard to avoid trouble if people with swords are breaking into rooms. [ that isn't really an excuse noel ] When something like that happens, there's no choice but to fight back.

[ a- for effort ]

Not really. He just left after a while, even though he was being extremely bothersome with his question asking during said while.

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