asgardeventide | 003; audio --> video [ACTION FOR HEL?]

[ ....So for the first time since arriving here, Kaz has actually decided to pay just the slightest bit of attention to the actual words and such used in language ~~and not just because his mun missed the auto!literacy memo, shush~~. The letters that made up words looked familiar to him yes, but he assumed it was because he'd seen them on signs that usually denoted food or something. He hadn't paid it any great deal of mind and ignored most of it.

Until he happened to get bored enough to actually glance at a text entry and realize he can read it. Which is shocking enough for him but it also opens up SO MUCH MORE FOR HIM after his initial freak out. ]

--udio. [ YEP, JUST PRESSED THE AUDIO BUTTON ] Oh fuck, haha! Audio, audio...so that's the thing that starts it. And these things are names I guess then. "Nathan Drake"..."Fuji"--aw damnit, another Jaypan person. Skip, skip...

[ AND THEN HE GETS TO A CERTAIN ASSHOLE'S ENTRY WHICH HE CAN NOW FINALLY READ FOR HIMSELF. ]

Wet the be--because of trauma--?!? [ OH HELL NO. NO. FUCK YOU VANITAS ~~even if he doesn't know it was you who made the entry~~. Kaz is switching to video immediately as he basically shoves his hand into the "video" button and...if he could grab his screen he would 8'| ]

I do not wet the bed!!

When I find ~~the idiot who wrote this~~ you, and you know who you are, I am going to DESTROY YOU. You hear me?! I'm gonna beat you to death and then smear you up and down the fucking pavement!! People will be like "what the hell is that??" and I'll tell them "Oh, that's the asshole I turned into street pizza for telling horrible fucking lies!"

That's what's going to happen when I find you, fucker!!

[ ....and then the feed stops sjkdgsk because he is SO MAD >8(!!!!! so mad you don't even know ]

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Ah, you don't have to be so embarassed about it, you know. Your friend was just helping you out with your problems, if you're going to try to deny them now you'll only make you seem more suspicious about it.

Do you want to die too Ange? Because I really wouldn't mind helping you out there if you want to keep bein' a smartass.

And are death threats all you have to defend yourself with? Learn to appreciate a joke. [ > implying ange has any sense of humor AHAHA. ]

This isn't a joke, it's slander!

What a surprise that anyone would ever dare or bother to slander you.

Not in the mood, brat.

Are you ever? But fine, it shouldn't be that difficult to find the suspect, right? Just narrow it down to the people who don't like you.

[ aka still a lot of people. ]

Already got a pretty good idea--but thanks, brat. [ and he says this with as much loving sarcasm as possible♥ ]

[ if love was measured in sarcasm these two are practically lovebirds either way.. ]

Glad to hear I'm at least not on the suspects list, then.

[ they'd be an OTP ]

You're too sarcastic to try.

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to take that as a compliment or an insult, but since it's coming from you, I have a vague idea about which one it is.

Gee, thanks.

Just based on your own track record.

What, you're keeping score here or something?

It's not like it's difficult. Has there been even a single time you've given me a compliment? Ever?

....I dunno. Has there?

I'm pretty sure there hasn't been.

Shocking.

Yeah, I can't see how you could not compliment me on one of my many great features. [ but even that is said sarcastically since Ange doesn't have much of an ego at all.. ]

Come back in a year or so when you're more developed.

Right, I forgot you think with your nether regions rather than your brain.

Only on occasion.

Sure, if 'on occasion' is the new way of saying 'all the time'.

Ha ha, funny.

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