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[He's looking decidedly displeased when he arrives, but at least he's taking it seriously. Yuiko wasn't always the brightest, but that meant she was honest and not at all suspecting, which was nice for him - and probably whoever caused the need for an SOS, too. Since Maribelle and Equius seem to have beaten him here, he'll go ahead and approach them first.]

Well, it isn't like terrible people haven't slipped past us before. [Hello Satan.] What's the situation? I'm with the City Patrol.

[Never mind that he's taking this slightly more personally than usual.]