[Roland gets an arched eyebrow, but little more than that. Davesprite has an excess of experience with people losing their patience with him; "insufferable" is kind of a family trait.]

Don't exactly got a dad, so no. [It's dry and unbothered; more matter-of-fact than anything else.] But nah. I don't smoke.

[He pauses, before adding,] In my extremely limited experience, it's not exactly par for the course for adults to go offering cigarettes to irresponsible teens unless they've got an agenda. At least, that's what movies and commercials tell me. [His actual experience with adults was mostly restricted to his older brother, who was an eccentric motherfucker.]