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[tradire]

[ This was not the entry he wished to make upon the network. As a point of fact, he wished to continue to remain hidden from sight, to only poke and prod where he saw necessary. It was never his intention to reveal his name with his first announcement to this Hel-ish Asgard copy.

Alas, once more Thor has thrown a rather large wrench into his plans.

Of course, Loki could keep quiet on the matter, but... well, he would prefer to relish in the outward delight of being the bearer of bad good bad news. ]

Greetings to you, false Asgard. I shall not keep you long, I simply felt rather compelled to bring you grand tidings.

So it seems that Thor – the man lauded for being worthy of praise and affection – has left. I cannot say as if I truly blame him for leaving, of course. Trading in this false Asgard for the real one is certainly a step up. Though, I suppose that isn't saying much either.

As I did not begin with good riddance, I shall certainly close with the sentiment.

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[zen_en_vert]

It's okay Loki. You don't have to lash out to hide your true feelings. Losing a brother isn't easy on anyone. We all know you're crying on the inside; this is a safe space for you to express yourself. No one will take any of the aggression personally, I promise.

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[sassgardian]

So is it us you're lying to now or yourself?

[tradire]

Ah, Banner. You're breaking our little deal, you know.

[ Because, guy, screw you if you think he's rising to your bait! ]

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[tradire]

Come minstrel, I do so enjoy the song of your heart.

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[sorryitasedyou]

[Darcy isn't happy and this is just icing on the frickin cake that is people leaving her - first Jane, now Thor... And now Loki is taking the opportunity to express his feelings on it.

Well isn't that just amazeballs]

Wow... Seriously? Grand tidings? Couldn't resist, could you?

wow hdu

[sassgardian]

Oh yes, continue to profess how you care so little when you were the first to notice and to speak. [Gurl no you didn't.] Continue to play games if you must, but know that the lie masks little.

[And despite his rising temper, they both know this will not be the first time he relents, nor forgives, nor the first he'll find excuse for later.]

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[modernmarvel]

It's alright, Antlers. We've all lost someone we care about here. You don't have to put up the big bad act around us. It's alright to cry.

But before you do that, give me some warning. I've got to get that on video. Nat would never believe it otherwise.

[tradire]

[ It's the most amazeballs of all of them. ]

Whyever should I? Had it been me, the announcement would have been the same.

cry about it

[tradire]

[ Come on, Fandral. Loki knows he's better than this; he can provide a better banter. This is weak and Loki is disappointed. ]

What game is it? I'm glad he's gone. [ In a manner of speaking. He would have rather been the one to leave, but at least he won't be annoyed by Thor's accusations or idiocy. ] That is one less burden to weigh down my shoulders.

I assumed I was doing a kindness. A quick, efficient send off, rather than the emotionally laden one you or Sif would provide.

[tradire]

Oh do harp on somewhere else. The only tears shed over this would be of joy for I am rid of one annoyance upon the list of many.

Perhaps we'll all be lucky and you will follow suit.

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[exloserspromise]

If you're trying to upset Thor's friends, you're going to have to do a lot worse than "sorry, he went home".

[tradire]

And do you not count yourself among them, dear Captain?

[exloserspromise]

I do, but I've already been home for a while. I know he'll be alright.

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[theaccursed]

Shall I find you some token of mourning for your kin? I imagine your kind to be fond of such things. [And it's a jab because - haha - there was that thing with Loki's mom-

But there's more ominous things to allude to.]

The absence of your brother will be sorely missed, I am sure.

[cheerleader]

False Asgard? Where's the real one at?

[modernmarvel]

Maybe we'll be even luckier and you'll go back home to your darling brother. And prison.

And by the way, if you were really so overjoyed, you wouldn't be addressing the network like this. Just to make your lies more believable in the future.

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[in_loveless_memory]

[On the one hand, he was glad Thor would no longer be around to call him pussy-cat, kitten, feline, and any other variations.

On the other he kind of... did... miss the big jerk.]

Why are you glad?

[zen_en_vert]

Actually, you're completely right. Mea culpa.

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[thralls]

[Well there's about a million things here that ping him, but Athelstan really isn't sure where to start. And he's still not entirely tech savvy so when the feed kicks on, it finds him standing there for a moment, still considering how to reply.

Finally, though-]

What do you mean, false Asgard?

[tradire]

What is your point, then?

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[tradire]

[ It would do Malekith well to watch himself. Loki will have no issue in setting him on fire and watching him burn.

So, he's not even going to dignify that first part with a response. ]

Missed by those only as brainless as he.

[tradire]

On a bough of Yggdrasil where it always has been.

[tradire]

No, no. Prison is no longer on my schedule, I'm afraid.

Is that so? Do people not often share good news with others? Why would I not release celebratory information?

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[tradire]

Whyever would I not be? He is nothing but an annoyance.

[tradire]

Indeed. See to it that it does not happen again. Or I may have to take matters in a different direction.