I’m sure you will. In fact you’ll get another one right now!

When I was in middle school, my brother would always leave the house and spend the entire day in the mountains. Our family owns a dojo and big bro was always the best, so I was sure he’s going to the mountain for special secret training. One day I followed him, and it turned out all he did was sit under a tree and read old manga like a nerd. It was really disappointing! So I jumped out of the bushes and challenged him to a fight and the next things I remember is lying a few feet away and staring at the sky. I didn’t even see him move but he must’ve hit me ‘cause it really hurt! [He says fondly. Ah the good old days.]

Then, as punishment for disturbing his reading time, he grabbed me by the collar, hanged me on a high branch and went home. I think the most embarrassing part is how long it took me to get down.