He could jump really high at home, but gods don't let us keep the fun part. I can do pink and sparkling, there are enough little girls around here with accessories and tea sets.

[Jack starts laughing again, forgetting everything about Davesprite for the moment. So it's Explanation Time, huh?]

The Easter Bunny is buff and hates it when his good buddy Jack Frost- [He points at himself.] -tries to get him some playmates. When he isn't arguing with me, he's arguing about which holiday is better with Santa, who happens to be this huge Russian swordmaster currently on the floor above us making toys.

[Wait, he has more.]

Usually it's the Sandman or the Tooth Fairy that get a bit of order in here, but Sandy is gray and Tooth left some days ago.

[He smiles innocently, then waves.] Hi, Dave. Welcome back.