Did you just get threatened by a giant kangaroo with large ears?

[Pause.] Are you living with a giant kangaroo? [That was a kangaroo right? That was way too big to be a bunny. Definitely a kangaroo. Bunnies are small and don't tower over people. Nope.]

I don't know about you, but have you ever googled "buff kangaroos"? I would be terrified of letting anything near those things. They're like the hot, shirtless firemen in pin up calenders, except for furries or something.

But lint rollers are the shit for this and anything that sheds like taking your pants off when you get home. Or a hell of a lot of tape.