See, that's what I've told him, but crowkid insists he's just a stand in for you. But I have a GREAT idea on how to fix that! It just involves cutting you apart enough times so you don't come back anymore. Then there'd be only one Dave left, and it'd be the guy with feathers. Hard to get realer than that!

--Except he asked me not to kill you, which kinda puts a damper on my plans. But if you agreed, he couldn't argue with that, right?! Help a crowkid out!

Who knows if it would stick back in your real world, but it's worth a shot here.