Oh, fine, be difficult. All my stories are interesting.
[ The siren one has a more favourable ending, though, so ... ]
Right, so, basics. Me and two friends - Amy and Rory Pond - travelled time and space in my ship. And we landed on a pirate ship. Not really by intention, more fun that way. Of course, pirates don't take kindly to practically being boarded or having stowaways, so that easily turned pretty messy. Here's the interesting thing, though. To get us out of bother, Amy managed to get her hands on a sword and, now, she's hardly a swordsman - or woman for that matter - so the pirates really shouldn't have gotten that frightened by it since they rather outnumbered her. But they were absolutely terrified.
Then she managed to nick one of them, and they started screaming bloody murder and acted like she'd killed him. A black mark showed up on his palm, and the captain said one drop is all it takes. Rory ended up getting wounded too when Amy dropped the sword. And then the siren popped out of the water, and started singing.
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[ The siren one has a more favourable ending, though, so ... ]
Right, so, basics. Me and two friends - Amy and Rory Pond - travelled time and space in my ship. And we landed on a pirate ship. Not really by intention, more fun that way. Of course, pirates don't take kindly to practically being boarded or having stowaways, so that easily turned pretty messy. Here's the interesting thing, though. To get us out of bother, Amy managed to get her hands on a sword and, now, she's hardly a swordsman - or woman for that matter - so the pirates really shouldn't have gotten that frightened by it since they rather outnumbered her. But they were absolutely terrified.
Then she managed to nick one of them, and they started screaming bloody murder and acted like she'd killed him. A black mark showed up on his palm, and the captain said one drop is all it takes. Rory ended up getting wounded too when Amy dropped the sword. And then the siren popped out of the water, and started singing.