[Friend. Ugh. It's like, when someone says "hey pal" and he's not their pal or their buddy, like. Come on. Don't be insulting. Will Graham is nobody's pal or buddy or friend or kindred spirit or anything like it. Seems like it's Thor's thing, though, calling everyone friend, and does he really want to say otherwise to the god-not-god of thunder?]
I write well. I do not speak well, especially to strangers. I don't just use this because I haven't shaved or [showered or eaten very much] think I look bad. I'm really really awful with people. You called me strange. It's a little worse than that.
You like the idea, that's great! I'm glad. But I can't follow through with this.
[He's not going to be sociable, he won't do it, there's no lives at stake—wait.]
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I write well. I do not speak well, especially to strangers. I don't just use this because I haven't shaved or [showered or eaten very much] think I look bad. I'm really really awful with people. You called me strange. It's a little worse than that.
You like the idea, that's great! I'm glad. But I can't follow through with this.
[He's not going to be sociable, he won't do it, there's no lives at stake—wait.]