1st Roundup [Voice]

[honestapplejack]

Uh...hallo? Anyone there? Oh nelly it sure is cold here. Even colder than when I went ta tha Crystal Empire tha first time. Brrrr.

How do ya'll even walk? I can't keep my balance, like I've been drinkin' too much cider or somethin'. It's gunna take me a while to figure out just how ta work this new body.

[There's a short pause for a moment.]

I can't even begin ta understand what happened ta me. This just ain't right, I tell ya. I don't understand what's going on here either, but I'll do my best ta help out.

[There's an even longer pause before something else is muttered, mostly to herself.]

I guess I should find some clothes...at least I still got my hat.

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[becauseichooseto]

[She's not… naked, is she? The idea is not something that Irving likes.] There's a wardrobe at your Welcome House…

[honestapplejack]

[She is! And it doesn't bother her at all.]

Oh? There is? Thank ya!

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[proteanism]

[Excuse him as he turns the bracelet around in his hands before he finally figures this out. He's new at this.]

I'm assuming this means you've just arrived here. [Like him!] If you need help finding your way around, I'd be glad to help. It wouldn't be gentlemanly at all to leave a lady out in the cold.

[becauseichooseto]

[Just keep it voice and he'll be happy to assume that her not caring about it means that she's not naked.] You're quite welcome.

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[honestapplejack]

[She's still getting used to hands, Hans. How do you human?]

I'm just tryin' ta find my way ta...[She pauses for a moment] tha 'Thor' Welcome house.

[He will get such a surprise if he does meet her.]

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[honestapplejack]

[She's not going to change it.]

I'm Applejack. Its niceta meetcha...even like this.

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[becauseichooseto]

[Irving thanks her and his magnificent Time Lord ability of ridiculous amounts of denial.]

Irving Braxiatel. Welcome to Asgard.

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[honestapplejack]

I'm Applejack.

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[becauseichooseto]

Yes, you said!

[So they don't fall into awkwardness, he thinks of something to say.] You've never walked before?

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[honestapplejack]

[Mun's a derp sometimes.You'll have to forgive her. She's not the brightest person around.]

Well, I have. Just not like this.

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[becauseichooseto]

[We've all done it, in real life and in RP]

Oh? I take it you're not humanoid?

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[honestapplejack]

Humanoid? What's that?

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[unpuzzling]

[This new body. Peculiar. And new, from what he understands, compared to many others.]

What would you identify yourself as before?

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[honestapplejack]

An Earth Pony

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[becauseichooseto]

Humans have two arms, two legs and a head. Invariably. Humanoid is someone who has that sort of look.

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[honestapplejack]

Oh.

[She still doesn't quite understand it.]

I didn't look anythin' like this. I was an Earth Pony.

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[becauseichooseto]

And you don't know what a human is? Interesting.

Well, on the bright side, breaking your leg is treatable. [Brax. What are you even saying.]

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[honestapplejack]

Nope. No uh...humans in Equestria. Just ponies. Well, pony folk and other critters.

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[becauseichooseto]

Oh? What other critters?

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[honestapplejack]

Dragons, cows, mules, sheep, pigs, chickens...critters like that. Still not sure what all's in the Everfree Forest though.

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[becauseichooseto]

One's ever found out?

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[unpuzzling]

A pony.

A talking pony, I presume.

[He wonders why a pony would take a different form, but not a troll. It's a matter to look into.]

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[honestapplejack]

Nopony's been brave enough to go through the entire place.

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[honestapplejack]

Well ya. All ponyfolk in Equestria talk. How else would things get done?

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[becauseichooseto]

[You see, this is where humans come in handy. They've a sense of self preservation, sure, but curiosity is far more powerful in them.] We have places like that. Ideally. You sometimes find… certain types of people in them [Hey, Romana, hey!] but generally people keep away.