[It's a chill that lasts about thirty seconds. Really, why anyone would want to spy on James and his emoticons! It's a little more ridiculous now, in hindsight.]

Oh, so you're Jade! Hello, Jade! Very pleased to meet you, and all, and thank you for having the patience to teach James anything. Did he make up the antlers one or did you do that one?

[also why are you dating a Malfoy you seem relatively nice--but that can come later!]