I'm very clever. I'm positive that I can work with whatever everyone interprets as 'stick that whirls around'.

I mean, it's a stick. And it's got a thing that whirls around. Isn't exactly advanced arithmancy, is it, it's just a sticky with a whirly bit. How many odd results could that turn up?

[And, with grace, he adds:] And thank you, by the way, but it really is a game. A very amusing one.