There's a clever way to get your shopping done without leaving the house.

[ and she might do it anyway just for the sake of fun. and omigod prize winning. ]

You'll need to be a mite more clear on 'the stick that you whirl 'round', or you may get a strange sundry of things.

[[ ooc; just a note - so this is a lady dressed up as a dude, convincingly enough to fool a lot of pirates for a long time. so just letting you know, pronouns in this will all say her/she, but it should look and sound completely like a young man /o/ ]]