asgardeventide | 1st Windstorm: Self-defense is a must!

[Asgard, your local Suna kunoichi is growing restless. This never fares well for those around her.]

I have been here for some time. [Not a happy prospect.] In that time, it has come to my attention that not everyone here is able to even defend themselves, let alone fight in this war against the forces that oppose these... [She scoffs as she says this...] gods we are to help.

While my Wind Release powers do not work here, I am still able to use my martial arts and weapons training.

I am offering to train anyone interested in learning how to do hand-to-hand combat, use swords, kunai, shuriken, iron fans, sickles and any other standard shinobi weaponry.

[She's now sneering.]

Do not waste my time. If you aren't interested, don't bother replying. However, if you are willing to do this, we can work out payment for my services and what times will work for the both of us. I will be at the Welcome House of Freya for the entire day and I am always reachable on the bracelets' communication system.

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Hm...Well, I guess I could use a little brushing up. Don't know how well martial arts will do against giants, though.

Edited 2013-12-04 13:26 (UTC)

What, are you supposed to be some kind of crazy-ass ninja? Do humans even have those?

What's a kunai?

[She sounds like she's in absolute agony when she speaks. Her breath is coming through thin, pained hisses.]

I'm in... you know that already. Just wanted to be clear.

Don't mind the sounds... It seems the control method's working. Hard.

[Ah, the idiotic redhead... Lovely. However, if he was paying money, she was willing to teach him.]

Giants are not our only foes. Besides, having the ability to defend oneself is never useless.

[She stares carefully at the bracelet. Horns. He has horns... Like one of that horrid Orochimaru's experiments.

It takes her a moment to gather her calm around her and respond, but when she does, it's polite. For her.]

I am a ninja, yes.

Wait. Really?

[ Clearly not the answer he was expecting. ]

[Temari reaches into her hip pouch and pulls out the weapon, letting the other woman see it.]

It is also considered a throwing dagger and can be used as a knife as well.

[His reaction is nearly comical. However, this appears to be a waste of her time and she is not pleased with that.]

Yes. Do you not have them where you're from?

Yes that's it exactly. [ Deadpanning. ] I have never even heard of ninjas, that is why I asked.

[As much as Temari disdains most people, Sam is not one of them. And despite what most think, she doesn't like to hear or see those she cares about in pain. When she replies to the other woman, her jaw is set and it's all she can do to keep from seething.]

I will not train you while you are experiencing pain, Sam. It will lessen your response time and that is dangerous.

[Oh, he's a smart ass. Well, she has two options. She can cut the connection, which is tempting. Or, she can troll him, like she does Nara back home.]

That is a shame. So, I'm sure you haven't heard that when you graduate the academy that they give you a tattoo on the roof of your mouth.

[Well, that happened to the Leaf's secret sect, from what intelligence she'd been able to gather during some of her trips to Konoha. But, it wasn't the norm.]

[ Oh girl it's on. ]

Okay, so where's yours then? Let's see it.

[Bring it, troll face.]

Village secret. If I showed you, I'd have to kill you.

Not that that would do me any harm.

It's a secret because you don't have one. I don't know if I want some ninja school dropout teaching me.

[Touché.]

I can't see myself wasting my time attempting to teach someone who would just end up stabbing themselves in the face with anything I gave them. So, we're even.

I wouldn't stab myself in the face. [ He pauses a beat, then, ] Maybe more like the foot. Actually probably just everything else that shouldn't be stabbed. But see my sucking is a constant and doesn't really have anything to do with you sucking. It doesn't make us even, it just means we both suck.

Seeing as how you have no idea what my actual skill set is, I'm afraid that only one of us sucks at the moment.

But, if you'd like a demonstration, I'd be willing to kick your ass any day of the week. Just name the time and place.

Why, so you can make me hate myself even more by proving that you can beat up some kid who can't even do shit because they took away any useful abilities I had and replaced them with the ability tip over a water glass with my mind? Sorry but I'm not fighting you just so you can feel better about yourself.

[Given the people he observes most frequently, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that Gaara’s sense of humor – or whatever passes for one – is rather twisted.

He lets a faint smirk curl his lips as he lightly teases.] Would you charge me as well? If I request a sparring session with you.

[Damn, that’s a big variety of weapons! Shinobi types, really? Of course, he’s never met a ninja in person – just what’s shown in movies. Still, Akihiko has to wonder how serious she is.]

Hey, I’m definitely interested! [Always up for a new challenge, this one!] Might be useful to learn… some of these weapons. [He still prefers his fists over everything, but recognizes a huge glaring weakness in fighting close-range all the time.] Is this your job?

Then perhaps you would like to learn how to do "shit" with your own body and not have to rely on the powers given to you since you arrived in Asgard.

That is why you messaged me, yes?

[For your safety, Sollux, the answer better be yes.]

What I'd really like is if they just gave me my real powers back and not the shitty bootleg version, but I'm guessing you can't do that so whatever.

[ Well it wasn't really a yes or a no... ]

Heh... not today... it's the runes. They... it seems to react to that part of me. [She breathed in slowly and let out a pained laugh.] I should be fine tomorrow.

Oh yeah? What else is there to watch out for? I don't have much guidance to this place.

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