[Hell, even Varon's grinning now. It's the sappy stuff that often made him really consider buying an English bulldog in the past. Instead, he got a sugar glider which really made things worse between him and his roommates/co-workers/villains with a cause. Working for that tree hugging Greenpeace activist turned megalomaniac really messed with his head.]

Yeah. Weird ain't it?

[Now he laughs.]

Goodie, we get to make rainbows and shit.