[He considered comparing it to football, but that won't be good at all. He remembers how confusing it was for Dean at first.]
It's done in the air, on broomsticks, with two goals and three hoops. There are people guarding each of them. And what they're trying to keep from happening is allowing the quaffle to go through. Each team has three chasers that're aiming to do just that, and while they're doing it, there's another ball, the bludger. That's one that's aiming to knock people off their brooms or just disorient them in general. The beaters try to control the bludger, and there are two of them, and they play with bats. And then, finally, there's the seeker—that was me—and they go after a gold ball called the snitch that flies around. You have to be able to see it and be very quick and sharp.
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[He considered comparing it to football, but that won't be good at all. He remembers how confusing it was for Dean at first.]
It's done in the air, on broomsticks, with two goals and three hoops. There are people guarding each of them. And what they're trying to keep from happening is allowing the quaffle to go through. Each team has three chasers that're aiming to do just that, and while they're doing it, there's another ball, the bludger. That's one that's aiming to knock people off their brooms or just disorient them in general. The beaters try to control the bludger, and there are two of them, and they play with bats. And then, finally, there's the seeker—that was me—and they go after a gold ball called the snitch that flies around. You have to be able to see it and be very quick and sharp.
... Do you need to know the points, too?