[video]

[nukeoleptic]

So, um- you guys just got back from the battle, right?

Someone mind filling me in on what happened?

[ She slept through Odin's message. :C ]

Comments

[necrowmantic]

Fighting! I bled, like, everywhere! Also, I got like one guy in the throat and I must've hit something perfectly, blood just erupted out. Got people several feet away with that! It was pretty great.

You really missed out!

[Results, what? Henry barely knew what they were going out for.]

audio;

[longwinded]

Just a bunch of fighting.

[Shrug.]

[Voice]

[timaeus_testified]

It's a little complicated. The important part is we retrieved the god's soul.

[nukeoleptic]

[ WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO HER. ]

Henry, none of that sounds fun at all.

audio;

[nukeoleptic]

Well.. I'm glad you made it back okay, at least. I hate that the bracelets don't work out there.

[Voice]

[nukeoleptic]

Um. Do we know what we're.. doing with it yet?

audio;

[longwinded]

Yeah, that was a downside. I can assure you that everything is, kind of okay?

[Not really. There is a ton of things not okay about what happened.]

audio;

[nukeoleptic]

Wait.. why are things just kind of okay?

[ ALERT ALERT. ]

audio;

[longwinded]

Well, fighting never ends well Jade!

[NO, NO ALERT.]

[Voice]

[timaeus_testified]

The gods already took it as far as I know.

[video]

[averagemedium]

...uh, good question, actually. I wasn't... paying a whole lot of attention to much besides 'not freaking out too much' and also 'not getting stabbed'. Those worked out though, so, um. Success? On a personal level, anyway?

[SUPER HELPFUL, Ryan. He looks pretty okay, aside from the part where he also looks about tired enough to faceplant somewhere.]

[bowdown]

shit gurl you gotta be there to know
dat was rad as fuck
krillin shit then there was blood mothafuckin ebberwhere
got to poke some suckas eye out
stabbed nother in da stomach
was like a mothaglubbin brush paintin town with blood
shits craysea as shell yo

[voice]

[hollowchild]

As Dirk said, we were successful. We delivered the soul to Odin, and he left the city with it and Hel and...someone else.

[Voice, private]

[hollowchild]

Dirk.

audio;

[nukeoleptic]

Were you hurt? How bad was it?

[Voice]

[nukeoleptic]

Well.. I hope they get things sorted out, at least. Freyr was always kind.

[video]

[nukeoleptic]

[ Pfft oh no, Ryan. ]

You look soooo sleepy. Welcome home.

[nukeoleptic]

oh my god
that is exactly what i expected from you
putting your sociopathy to good use at least i guess :(

[voice]

[nukeoleptic]

Does anyone know where they're going?

[bowdown]

omc you all so wrong in yo thinkpans
ya bitches start wars
ya bitches want wars
ya bitches fight in wars
but ya aint enjoyin shit aboat it
the fuck is up with dat

[nukeoleptic]

i have never wanted a war!!!
at least tell me it was the bad guys you were killing :(

[necrowmantic]

Maybe it's one of those things you have to be there to appreciate?

audio;

[longwinded]

Nothing that won't heal. Uh, pretty bloody. A battle. Yeah. It was definitely a battle.

[bowdown]

idk whos the bad dudes n idc
just krilled watervs came to ma face

[nukeoleptic]

It was all bad guys, right? Please tell me you only killed the bad guys.

[ SHE DOESN'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT THE ALLY DEATH COUNT MIGHT BE BETWEEN HER AND THE CONDESCE.. ]