[Oh, believe me, Jack totally knows. If someone can complain about changes in his body, it's him.

Naruto's definition of a snow day makes Jack chuckle.] I'm the Spirit of Winter. I was in charge of "making it snowy".

[No way, this is fun.]

That's what ninjas do, right? Protect the emperor. Or shogun, or whatever. I'm not good at history. [After the first century it's hard to keep track of when each country decides to change systems.] So you don't have a power for yourself? Ouch. Sorry, man.