barfbreath_turdsmirk: ([GT] Jake | Nope)
Jake English ([personal profile] barfbreath_turdsmirk) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide 2013-06-07 11:02 pm (UTC)

Ah well see, its kind of been left for too long now, if you catch my drift?

[Nope? well need not worry, Jake is great at explaining things ¬_¬ ]

Has you derriere ever "burped" in public and the blighter was a trained navy seal? Silent as a Christmas night and more deadly than the wild goat-beasts of hell murder island? And you were about to own up to suck a ripsnorter of a fart until someone points out how disgusting it was?

[Oh God someone please shut him up.]

So when you finally get round to owning up, you have an abundance of shame and disgrace that you kind of just milly around the whole palava and people think you're a jerk?

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