That one's a short list. I met two who weren't so bad, I guess, but one of them's dead now and the other one's a right brat.

[he doesn't actually sound so unfond of that right brat]

No, really, it's better when people feel like people. Much better. Half the things wrong in the world are because people forget that everyone not them is a person too.

That's what you call spellwork? Huh. Why?