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[feathery]

edited months later because the doctor or at least one of him is a pedantic douche
you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming










am i forgetting anything

[ooc: Opt out for his quirk is here! And. Sorry. He borrowed a computer from Jade and used the bracelet to take pictures of the screen.]

Comments

[feathery]

couldve fooled me

[comeonthensexy]

I don't have the habit of trusting people who claim they're good to really be good. It's generally the ones who don't say so who are.

[feathery]

hahaha ok
anyway i never claimed to be good

[comeonthensexy]

It was close enough.

[feathery]

ok
but following this logic that means youre boring

[comeonthensexy]

I'm really not.

[feathery]

yeah i noticed you keep saying that

[comeonthensexy]

Do I? Probably because it's true.

[feathery]

im pretty sure this is what wed consider the opposite of convincing

[comeonthensexy]

Maybe that wasn't my intention.

[feathery]

so your intention was to come across as a boring old guy with no eyebrows

[comeonthensexy]

I didn't intend to come across as anything in particular.

[feathery]

and yet
such has been whats happened
its like youre the kid with something to prove in an antiquated coming of age narrative
and im the hulking football jock who looks like hes in his early 30s
probably cursed with a face that makes dane cook look slightly less hateable in the prototypical proof of nerd vs mvp
but youre like FUCK YOU IM NO NERD
so after a quality training montage you beef it up and go galloping down the yard line on your way to nab some sick eagles
playin big damn hero
spectators doing the wave in the grandstands and screaming like a bunch of assholes
but then the big man comes
thats me
and i sucker punch you back to the future with a mean left hook
and you wake up in good old 1955 in your moms bed
and you realize
this aint the movies
you are in fact still a goddamn nerd despite your best intentions

[comeonthensexy]

Oh, I'm a nerd? That's fine. Nerds are cool. Football jocks who punch people back into 1955 on the other hand, are not.

[feathery]

oh my god
its like the point is the sun overhead
and youre some kind of amoeba lurking down in the mariana trench

[comeonthensexy]

Nah, you're just talking rubbish.

[feathery]

whoa sick burn doc
wheres the fire department im trapped on the top floor and there are some completely illegal incendiaries going on here

[comeonthensexy]

[ Wow, he's bored, help. ]

And the rubbish continues.

[feathery]

but for some reason youre still soaking it up like you just cant get enough

[comeonthensexy]

I'm bored and desperate and you're amusing.

[feathery]

[.........Did he really just.........]

thats a pretty strong come on
but have you got what it takes to rob this cradle

[comeonthensexy]

...

What? I'm not

What?

[feathery]

look dude
if you want to woo such a choice piece of estate ive got expectations
its not good enough to just announce your intent
im high class merchandise so you had best impress

[comeonthensexy]

I'm not TRYING to WOO you.

[feathery]

no need to deny
im just saying
lay your best shot on me
and put it in rhyme