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edited months later because the doctor or at least one of him is a pedantic douche
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am i forgetting anything

[ooc: Opt out for his quirk is here! And. Sorry. He borrowed a computer from Jade and used the bracelet to take pictures of the screen.]

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The internet?

[--Pfffff.]

If you do I'd appreciate it if I could have a look at the data.

You're welcome. And for future reference of there's something you need to know or any medical attention you need you can always ask me.

you dont have the internet where youre from?
and will you make pie charts
i could use some sicknasty visualization of this information
you might have to apply your medical knowledge if the ailments are too much

I'm not certain. If it's anything like the network it may just not have been something I had access to. [She didn't have access to a lot of things.]

[Fortunate that she's already familiar with the translation of 'sicknasty' in this context or else that might be an awkward request.]

If pie charts are what I'm thinking of then I'm sure I could give it a try.

[More for the sake of the joke than because of any ego on her part,]

It may turn out to be very ill but I will do everything in my power to make sure it all works out.

[~~Trust her, she's a doc-- wait, she's a healer.</strike?]~~

that sucks
the internets pretty similar to the network though yeah just bigger and not nearly as limited
i guess they got the legit thing at utgard so im gonna head over there in a few days with some friends
i dunno maybe you could come too
but sweet ill get on the venn diagrams for good measure
for overlap between the geriatric and cradle robbers

[... Huh. And the network had already seemed pretty big-- but oh, aren't there worlds out there with populations that are comparatively huge? She's learned of those, at least, and that helps it make a bit more sense.]

It sounds spectacular.

[As in actually a spectacle.]

I'm not sure what I would have done with myself if I could have used that before.

[Aside from perhaps being less lonely--]

[--!]

Really? [At a lot of those things.] I'd appreciate it. I've been meaning to go there but I may have to work. I'll see. [Regardless,] Thank you Davesprite.

[-- Hah. 'Venn'.]

I'm sure it will be a very thorough diagnostic. With all of those diagrams it'll be quite helpful I'm sure. [~~Don't mind her if she's giggling quietly to herself, not that he can tell.~~]

no prob
just let me know if you can and well get you hooked up
and i will have a full scatter plot to monitor the pulse of the network itself
tack that shit up like a party favor and play connect the dots
doctors will marvel at such a thorough fucking analysis of their graph faced patient

I will. I really appreciate the offer.

[Such a silly conversation - and that makes it all the more fun.]

I'm certain they will. I can find plenty of them to show it to if necessary but I think some of the others will be interested enough to make it worthwhile. [... Hee.] Connecting the dots sounds like fun.

hell yes
each dot is a new business in our monopoly on fun
if we werent government sanctioned wed be under house arrest

That's a game too isn't it? Monopoly I mean. I think I've heard of it before. [It's a dim recollection, though.]

We're government sanctioned already? That was fast.

yeah its a game
pretty boring though unless youre the banker
then youre rolling in the big bucks
...
yeah no its still pretty boring even when youre the banker
but the government couldnt keep anything this legit down
wed bring them to trial for corruption if they tried to sneak around our constitutionality

I'll have to take your word for it then. [... Except,] I think I'm curious now.

[-- Hee.] I'm not sure the gods would allow themselves to be brought to trial. [Pause.] I'm also not sure Asgard has a constitution.

i hold no responsibility for the deadly tedium this invokes
are you sure you wouldnt prefer
uh
i dont know chutes and ladders or the game of life instead
or hungry hungry hippos
actually thats a vastly superior idea lets bust out a fierce round of hungry hungry hippos
all that gnashing plastic coming at you like a parasitic alien
shit would be intense
the hippos are our constitution and their voracity for justice knows no bounds
not even the gods can stop them now

It's okay. I'm a healer. If things get too deadly I can take care of it.

[Hee. In jest, of course.]

I wouldn't know. I've never played any of those games before. I don't think I've even heard of some of those.

[Welp. Still--]

But if you want to play with hippos then that would be okay with me.

ok then i got dibs on the orange one

There's an orange hippo?

[This is sounding more interesting by the second.]

What other colors are there?

[She's going to be so disappointed when she sees the real thing.]

yellow pink and green
but you could probably repaint them any color you want
i dont know why youd put in the effort though

[Ironically enough, she'll actually probably be delighted. Her standards are pretty darn low in certain things, that included.]

To make them prettier maybe. [Assuming one has other color preferences, but--] They sound fine to me. I'll be looking forward to it.

yeah
guess ill have to raid asgard for one
theres got to be a local toy store after all what kind of city would deprive its children of board games

Not this one. They seem to have stores for most things.

[Even if she'd always been too busy or distracted to think of going into such a store herself. (She may, however, have lingered briefly near the windows upon occasion.)]

I can help you look if you want me to. [After all, it is kind of her fault said raid must take place.]

oh yeah sure
if you want
thatd be cool
i dont actually know where anything is around here yet so help would probably be a good thing actually

I'd be happy to. [Er, well,]

That is if you don't mind waiting. I don't think I can do it right away.

whenevers cool with me
its not like i have anything even remotely resembling a schedule right now
im still up at like 6 am and sleeping until noon

Thank you for understanding. I'm sorry for the delay. I do have to work [< I >]sometime[< / I >] after all.

That's sort of a schedule and an interesting one at that. Why so late?

dont worry about it
i guess you could consider it a particularly intense case of jet lag though
getting lodged in voids asscrack with no sun or moon for three years kind of makes you give up on keeping regular hours

[-- Ah.]

That does sound like it would cause some problems. I don't think I've ever been up that late on purpose myself except for work.

[And, you know, disasters which work by necessity involved her in. ... Perhaps it should be considered 'work' in the very broad sense.]

What's jet lag?

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