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[feathery]

edited months later because the doctor or at least one of him is a pedantic douche
you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming










am i forgetting anything

[ooc: Opt out for his quirk is here! And. Sorry. He borrowed a computer from Jade and used the bracelet to take pictures of the screen.]

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

davesprite


davesprite, this is the best thing i have ever seen in my life

[feathery]

well yeah
someones gotta teach people around here how to make properly shitty guides
though i think rephotographing it really adds to it
i never knew what i was missing out on until now

[nukeoleptic]

this is what you wanted my computer for??
omfg i cant even be upset
hahahahaha

[feathery]

jade
jade what do you take me for
i would never ask without a reason
a really fucking good reason
i couldnt let this slumhole go deprived of jpeg artifacts in good conscience

[nukeoleptic]

hahahahaha
i am going to keep this forever

[feathery]

yeah now we have even more docs for distribution among the clueless arrivals
theyll be falling all over themselves in their excitement for these sick panels

[nukeoleptic]

asgard really isnt that bad though, you know
there are a lot of things here to enjoy

[feathery]

have you died here

[nukeoleptic]

what does that have to do with anything?

[feathery]

just asking

[Sorry, Jade, it came up with Naminé.]

[nukeoleptic]

[ It's just not what she was expecting to be asked. :C ]

um, yeah, just once
i got sollux and myself both killed in a battle
it is easy to get overwhelmed when you dont have crazy space powers, turns out

[feathery]

[...Well. Damn. Although that right there is a reason he'll never be totally down with Asgard.]

what are we even fighting in the battles
how often do they happen

[nukeoleptic]

[ Well, Asgard still has a better record than Sburb. At least she's only died here once. ]

we have only really had one big battle
there have been attacks on the city, though
things are..... usually pretty safe
but it is a war :T

[feathery]

[He doesn't like anything that kills his friends, ok. :(]

yeah
but ok tell me about the sights
whats there to do around this joint
and i mean locally since utgard is apparently a pain in the ass to reach

[nukeoleptic]

well there is the restaurant that i run that you still have not come to visit (>/)
and there is a huge library
and lots of stores
the movies and books and stuff come from all sorts of worlds
so there are actually a lot of really cool things to see

and i am learning how to kick ass at mario kart
it is a seriously difficult endeavor
the prospitian battleship was nbd but princess peach's cart???? jeez

[feathery]

oh man jade with video games
watch out multiverse here she comes i gotta hustle my ass away from the stands before she gets through
i cant go losing any tail feathers in the sonic boom otherwise shell run my ass down for sure in the next circuit

[nukeoleptic]

yessss dave that is the correct answer
you had better watch out or im gonna kick your ass
ghostbusters 2.0 style!!!

[feathery]

all i ask is that you dont drop another toilet in my room

[nukeoleptic]

but davesprite D:
that is how you say hellow in asgardian culture

[feathery]

hey if you do that wheres the guy who lives in the adjoining suite going to piss
unless youre donating your own toilet for the greater good

[nukeoleptic]

well, draco and i actually have our own place
so we can just steal a strangers toilet

[feathery]

how much does that cost anyway
moving out
cause ive heard some shit about the hall im in and i dunno if im too keen on staying

[nukeoleptic]

it doesnt cost much, depending on where you live
you will probably need a job though

[feathery]

yeah i guess im gonna look into that
everyone makes it sound pretty easy

[nukeoleptic]

you could work in one of my places
if you wanted, i mean
i pay fair wages