[At least Theta would only bother him until he looked like he was done being a mope.]

It's basically the same thing. Keeps the peace, don't let the bad guys hurt everyone. See?

[Yeah. Because a frontier lawman was exactly like the greatest knight of Camelot. Exactly. There's a flicker of concern on Theta's part at the change in Lancelot, but his good cheer doesn't abate.]

You don't want to fall off the horse. You lose then. You race around barrels to see who is the best at staying on and the fastest. Then there was a roping of a terrible four legged beast of milk and there were other things. I'd have to ask Rose. I wonder if we can get a whole bunch of horses...

[Cows were evil and not to be mentioned.]