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asgardeventide2013-03-12 09:07 pm
leastfuckedup) wrote in asgardeventide2013-03-12 09:07 pm
Entry tags:
x1st Call | Audio ⇀ Video |
[ For the moment, the video function remains off. Which is a shame, because dem ginger curls. But he's testing the waters, so for now it's only the Scottish brogue that filters over the network. ]
It figures. The one time I dial 999 and nobody bloody answers.
[ It's probably a good thing no one answered; Ashley isn't even sure what he would have said. This was all too surreal already. ]
That's just typical; years of loyal service and putting up with government standards and this is the thanks I get.
So who am I talking to? To whom do I owe the great honour of experiencing this mental clusterfuck, and when do I get to wake up? More importantly, where can I find a pack of cigarettes. Mine's almost out.
[ All things considered, Ashley sounds pretty calm. His tone is light, if a bit annoyed, though the sarcasm that laces his every word runs deep. ]
It figures. The one time I dial 999 and nobody bloody answers.
[ It's probably a good thing no one answered; Ashley isn't even sure what he would have said. This was all too surreal already. ]
That's just typical; years of loyal service and putting up with government standards and this is the thanks I get.
So who am I talking to? To whom do I owe the great honour of experiencing this mental clusterfuck, and when do I get to wake up? More importantly, where can I find a pack of cigarettes. Mine's almost out.
[ All things considered, Ashley sounds pretty calm. His tone is light, if a bit annoyed, though the sarcasm that laces his every word runs deep. ]