I KNOW HUMANS DON'T HAVE QUADRANTS. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'VE SEEN PLENTY OF HUMAN ROMANTIC COMEDIES. HOW DO YOU THINK I KNEW WHAT A MARRIAGE WAS?

ALSO, NO. OUR CONCEPT OF ROMANCE IS NOT FUCKED UP. IT MAKES COMPLETE AND ABSOLUTE SENSE, IS INTRICATE, AND IF EXECUTED PROPERLY CAN MAKE A TROLL FEEL EMOTIONALLY FULFILLED.

HOWEVER, I DON'T EXPECT SOMEONE WHO'S GROWN UP WITH A HUMAN CONCEPT OF LOVE TO UNDERSTAND.