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[longwinded]

[The first text John sends will be arriving mid-morning.]

so it's been getting really cold outside.
well maybe not really cold.
but cold enough to notice!
which means winter and the holiday season should be coming around soon, right?

so asgard, my question to you is: what holidays do you celebrate around this time? or do you choose not to celebrate at all?

[The second follows a few moments later.]

oh, i guess i forgot to ask in my last text there. does anyone know where i could possibly obtain a job? i think i've sat on my rear end for far too long.

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[fiduspear]

yES, yOU ARE,
aND IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU, yOU WILL GIVE IT BACK,
rIGHT NOW,
bECAUSE THAT RING WAS RIGHTFULLY MINE, bEFORE YOU TOOK IT,
aND WOKE UP, tAKING IT AWAY FROM ME FOREVER,

[longwinded]

dude.
i don't even have a friggin ring.
i don't have it.
i never had it.
i won't have it now or have it later.
i do not have it.

[fiduspear]

yOU'LL HAVE IT LATER,
aND WHEN YOU DO, yOU WILL GIVE IT TO ME,

[longwinded]

what if i don't want to!
you can't stop me from not giving it to you.
i mean i would give it to you if you weren't so rude.

[fiduspear]

wELL, yOU HAVE TO,
i WAS NICE AND POLITE, bEFORE,
aND YOU WOULD NOT GIVE IT TO ME, sO,
i CAN BE RUDE NOW, tHAT'S HOW IT WORKS,

[longwinded]

man.
no.
that isn't even how this works!
you can't be rude to the me that is here right now.
if it was the me who took your ring it would be okay.

but right now i have no clue what the ring is.
so you;re gonna have to chill out and maybe tell me what the ring was even for?
no need to get rude right now.

[fiduspear]

iF i AM RUDE TO YOU NOW, yOU WILL REMEMBER,
aND GIVE THE pRECIOUS BACK,

iT WAS FOR PERSONAL REASONS,
oF AN INTIMATE NATURE,

[longwinded]

:/
i can't really help you out if you don't even tell me what these reasons are.
nor can i give something back i don't have.
nor probably won't have?
i think you're dreaming things.
i wouldn't take something on purpose to just be a dick you know.

[fiduspear]

wOAH, wOAH, wOAH,
i ALREADY SAID THAT IT IS PERSONAL,
tHE RING IS MINE, aND YOU WERE GOING TO GIVE IT BACK,
aND THEN MY GIRLFRIEND CAME, aND YOU WOULDN'T GIVE IT BACK,

[longwinded]

i see.
were you perhaps going to ask this girlfriend of yours to be yours forever, or something like that?
but okay okay.
i'm sorry i didn't give it back.
even if i haven't done it yet.
:/

[fiduspear]

tHAT IS NONE OF YOUR BEES WAX,
bUT,
iF YOU ARE ACTUALLY SORRY, tHEN,
mAYBE i CAN FORGIVE YOU FOR BEING A JERK, iN THE FUTURE,

[longwinded]

[John can be sort of a dick. So he doesn't really know if what he did was on purpose or not. If it was. Wow future self that was a dick move and you better have had a good reason for it.]

i don't want any bad blood between us.
i don't think you can really be mad until i've actually done it.

[fiduspear]

tECHNICALLY, yOU HAVE ALREADY DONE IT,
yOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET,
bUT i WILL ACCEPT YOUR SURRENDER, fOR NOW,

[longwinded]

thank you.
i hope this doesn't cause anything awkward?
i mean...
it might!
but it doesn't have to?

[John is truthfully in: DNW to deal with this shit mode.]