YOU'RE RIIIIIIGHT I AM AN ENDLESS BUG OF MISERY AND ANNOYANCE THAT FEASTS ON HIS LIFEFOOOORCE

I SHOULD BURY MYSELF UNDERGROUND AND BURY MYSELF ALIVE AND THEN PRAY THAT HE CAN WALK OVER MY GRAVE WITHOUT FEELING ANY TRACE OF MY EXISTAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!

[That sound you're hearing is him clawing at the grass and dirt.]