3 [Voice]

[somethingspecial]

I would like someone -- anyone -- to give me a song request.

[No, she's totally serious.]

I do not care how asinine it is or how ridiculously bad the song is. Give it to me and I will sing it, free of charge or favor, in order to make this situation seem a little less horrendous and a little bit brighter.

[There's something of a huffed sigh.]

At this juncture, I would even sing Call Me Maybe so long as it was doing something of use.

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[video]

[the_good_doctor]

A worthy endeavour, Miss.

Is Jerusalem in your repertoire, by chance?

voice OR ACTION IF THEY'RE STILL TOGETHER.

[showbizpanache]

Let's hear it, then.

[rules_the_north]

Th't song 's bad?

[The title sounds a bit weird, but not that much...]

[video]

[somethingspecial]

The hymn, right?

[At least, she's taking a guess.]

[somethingspecial]

It's not bad, necessarily, just horrendously overplayed.

ACTION WHY NOT

[somethingspecial]

[Rachel tosses him something of a look before she cracks a smile, clearing her throat.

Carly Rae Jepsen is serious business.

She sings in a light and high soprano, airy and fun, focusing her power to try and lighten the mood a little bit.]

I threw a wish in the well, don't ask me, I'll never tell, I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way. I'd trade my soul for a wish, pennies and dimes for a kiss, I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way.

[video]

[mccallmemaybe]

Please don't sing that song...

Are you a singer or something? [ Stupid question. Does he remind her of Finn yet? ]

[rules_the_north]

Why?

[How did it get that famous?]

[showbizpanache]

[He joins in. Why the hell not?]

Your stare was holdin', ripped jeans, skin was showin', hot night, wind was blowin', where you think you're goin' baby?

[video]

[the_good_doctor]

That is correct.

[voice]

[caputlupinum]

I don't think I've ever heard of Call Me Maybe. Is it really so bad?

video;

[deputychief]

Ah, I don't know that many Western songs, but I do believe I heard one song. I believe its title was... hm... "Macarena," isn't that right?

voice;

[minifridge]

Do you like the Beatles?

[video]

[fishdouche]

If you wwanted to be "of use," you should a' picked up a gun or helped the injured instead a'makin' those ridiculously high pitched offensivve noises that are probably distractin' people actually doin' real wwork.

[Yeah, sorry. Eridan's not exactly known for his tact.]

[video]

[somethingspecial]

If I weren't a singer, why would I be offering to sing?

[With the patient tone of someone who explains things to people very slowly very often.

Like Finn.

Sigh.]

[video]

[somethingspecial]

Then I can certainly sing that. I hope you don't mind it being acapella? I could find a recording of the instrumental within the library somewhere if you would prefer background music.

[voice]

[somethingspecial]

It isn't that it's bad so much as I hear it at least twelve times any given day.

[video]

[somethingspecial]

[ s t a r e ]

For starters, I sing like an angel.

Secondly, I am not going to shoot people simply because some strange alien told me that I should.

And third, who are you?

voice;

[somethingspecial]

I love the Beatles and I have the entire discography learned and memorized, though I must confess that my friend Kurt is more proficient in the art of performing their work.

I could certainly sing one for you, though, if you wish.

[video]

[the_good_doctor]

Anyway you wish to sing it is fine with me.

video;

[somethingspecial]

[ . . . ]

Do you have any other requests?

[somethingspecial]

It is very catchy.

[somethingspecial]

[There's a laugh, at the joining in, before Rachel shakes her head slightly -- almost as if she can't actually believe this is happening, but she rolls her eyes as she continues the song.

Complete with hideously awful choreography.]

Hey! I just met you -- and this is crazy! But here's my number, so call me maybe?

[showbizpanache]

And all the other boys try to cha-ase me, but here's my number, so call me maybe!

[He cracks up, because this is ridiculous and nothing makes sense but they're singing together and so it's okay. Just for now, it's okay.]

[video]

[mccallmemaybe]

...I see your point.

Are you any good?