—John Silver, as it were.

[Immediately following, there's a slight pause accompanied by the sound of something metal tapping on a wooden surface.]

Why? Because I enjoy it, lad, and it lets me go where I need to go in the time between. Can't ask for much more than that.

Now, do you have a name to go along with that right proper greeting of yours? Or is that information the kind that you'd prefer to keep to your own?