03 WITTY LATIN PHRASE ➷ video

[heartfeltfancy]

[When the camera turns on, some will notice a familiar face. Stuttering and looking uncharacteristically emotive.]

U-Um, who...how...how did this happen? Why am I a boy? Who is this? Who has my body? 

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Oh....darn it, the gods did this, didn't they...?

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[doudemoe]

[>You check the network. Someone who looks like you has made a post.

>...

>Apparently, they've switched bodies with you. Moreover, they sound like a girl. ....]

Seems like it.

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[burntviolet]

Yes... the gods did it, Kaname-san.

[ At least this new round of curses made her learn to read the user tags. ] I'm sorry this happened to you too...

[gretchenfool]

I--

[Oh. It's...her.]

Y-You have my body!

[gretchenfool]

Ikezawa-san?

[A pause.] How did you know it was me?

[doudemoe]

Hn. Sorry about that.

["He" is acting all too calm about this.]

[burntviolet]

The account tag has your name on it, that's how I could know.

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[takebow]

[Luckily, she's seen the previous bracelet posts. So this, while bothersome, at least is clearly part of a pattern.]

... Who are you really? Since you're not Minato-kun, I mean.

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[doudemoe]

[You soon get an answer for that, as the person in question decides to respond.]

I'm here, Yukari.

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[takebow]

[WAAAGH]

...Y-You...

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......You're really cute.

[evokative]

[Gosh, he looks super different when he's emoting more than one emotion every five minutes.]

The gods? These are the kind of curses they like to pull?

[And just, you know, as a bit of a light tease.] Be sure to take care of that body while you're in it.

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[doudemoe]

[f--uguu]

[He's kind of surprised she's not upset. Doesn't stop him from hiding his face behind the girl's long hair in embarrassment. (No, he is not wearing pigtails.)]

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[takebow]

[Whatever, Minato, she's been here for a while, she's getting used to these things happening. She's learning to roll with it a bit. That behavior being so moe only encourages her.]

...Ohh, Minato-chan... I know. We're going shopping for you.

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[doudemoe]

[Shopping? Those ordinary words sound so ominous. Her adding -chan to his name only makes it worse.

Somehow, Yukari not being angry is scarier.]

There's no need to do that.

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[meatcenter]

... Whoa, it's so weird to see Minato-san like that. [LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK RIGHT NOW, CHIE...] No offense!

[gretchenfool]

Of course I will, ehehe.

Are you really Minako-san, or are you somebody different, too?

[Nope doesn't realize she knows Minato...]

[gretchenfool]

I'm Madoka Kaname, miss. Is that his name? Minato?

[gretchenfool]

Huh. I guess I need to learn how to do that, once this mess is over.

Are you alright? You didn't switch with anyone, did you?

[gretchenfool]

N-No, none taken. From what I've talked with him, he doesn't seem like a very...emotionally expressive person.

[Yeah, personally? It's weird seeing herself pokerface so much.]

[gretchenfool]

Who...are you?

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[takebow]

Of course there is...! Are ya gonna steal this poor girl's clothes?

Where are you?

[takebow]

Minato Arisato. Um, he's my boyfriend.

... So, uh, this is weird.

[doudemoe]

Minato Arisato...um, it would have been nice to meet you under normal circumstances.

[There must be a special level of hell reserved just for him.]

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[doudemoe]

[He'd rather not wear girl's clothing period. But he doesn't have much of a choice now, especially not when he's stuck in her pink PJs.]

It looks like the Siygn house.

[burntviolet]

I haven't. It seems like the gods skipped me once again, which is surely a good thing...

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[takebow]

O~kay... I'll be there in a sec, Mina-chan.