Wouldn't it be a funny joke if a snowman was able to answer all our questions, or solve all our problems? We'd just have to hope it wouldn't get hot all of a sudden, before we'd finished unlocking the mysteries to the place and they melted right there in front of us...

[ a pause. ]

By "funny joke," I more mean "ludicrous twist of confounding fate," but some people think the two are one and the same.