Oooh... I hadn't even thought of that. [ he crosses his arms, thinking. ] Man, death by snowman. That's not a good way to go out... well, I'd at least go out in a blaze of glory, letting the lady get away. If it became common knowledge that I let my ward go down against snowmen, I don't think I'd ever get work again.

No work, no money, no food. I might as well be dead anyway.