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001 Flaming Forest || VIDEO (accidental) || Day 84-ish
[ Oh yes, this video is very much accidental, because Hashirama would never, never have broadcast himself doing what he was doing now. A Hokage has his dignity, you know. Even a dead one.
But there is little he can do to help his situation right now, and right now he regrets ever pressing those buttons on the bracelet-screen thing that popped up... Because what viewers will see is a man in almost-samurai battle armor appear to be doing some awesome kung-fu moves, but-- he is also saying something. It sounds too much like a song, too. ]
Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns
[ There is a moment of confusion here as he tries to process who the Huns were... ]
Huns?--
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
[ Oh wow, what is going on? ]
No! I have never discriminated against! Who wrote this song?!
You're the saddest bunch
I ever met
This is not true, I have only just arrived here.
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man
out of you
Please do not pay attention to these lyrics.
[ He cannot help himself, which frustrates him, and this makes those roundhouse kicks and slicing moves only more powerful. ]
Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale
pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man
out of you
[ Catching his breath, he quickly manages to add: ]
I am aware that those of us who arrive here are stripped of all previous powers and are unable to leave at the moment, but beyond that, my understanding of the place is basic at the most. I do intend to explore myself, but I am sending this message out to say that if anyone has any tips for this ‘traveler’, it would be greatly appreciated. Perhaps you could start with telling me how to stop-- this--
We must be swift as
the coursing river
[ A kick-- ]
With all the force of a great typhoon
[ ...And he jumps, turning as he does so, slicing the air with his leg ]
With all the strength of a raging fire
[ ...then brings that foot down with great force, getting into some sort of battle stance ]
Mysterious as the dark side of the moooooon~
[ ooc: He's singing this but his moves might be similar to Jackie Chan's version~ ;D And if anyone wanted twice the awesomness, here's an English/Chinese version \o/ ]
But there is little he can do to help his situation right now, and right now he regrets ever pressing those buttons on the bracelet-screen thing that popped up... Because what viewers will see is a man in almost-samurai battle armor appear to be doing some awesome kung-fu moves, but-- he is also saying something. It sounds too much like a song, too. ]
Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns
[ There is a moment of confusion here as he tries to process who the Huns were... ]
Huns?--
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
[ Oh wow, what is going on? ]
No! I have never discriminated against! Who wrote this song?!
You're the saddest bunch
I ever met
This is not true, I have only just arrived here.
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man
out of you
Please do not pay attention to these lyrics.
[ He cannot help himself, which frustrates him, and this makes those roundhouse kicks and slicing moves only more powerful. ]
Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale
pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man
out of you
[ Catching his breath, he quickly manages to add: ]
I am aware that those of us who arrive here are stripped of all previous powers and are unable to leave at the moment, but beyond that, my understanding of the place is basic at the most. I do intend to explore myself, but I am sending this message out to say that if anyone has any tips for this ‘traveler’, it would be greatly appreciated. Perhaps you could start with telling me how to stop-- this--
We must be swift as
the coursing river
[ A kick-- ]
With all the force of a great typhoon
[ ...And he jumps, turning as he does so, slicing the air with his leg ]
With all the strength of a raging fire
[ ...then brings that foot down with great force, getting into some sort of battle stance ]
Mysterious as the dark side of the moooooon~
[ ooc: He's singing this but his moves might be similar to Jackie Chan's version~ ;D And if anyone wanted twice the awesomness, here's an English/Chinese version \o/ ]