gunsgoldgirls: (listen close)
Ushiromiya Rudolf (右代宮 留弗夫) ([personal profile] gunsgoldgirls) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide 2012-05-19 06:38 am (UTC)

I swear I'm done!! Really!

[A moment passes]

See? I told you!

Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box

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